Adam: so how'd you even get into space?
Keith:i-
Pidge: ask his boyfriend
Adam: his boyfriend!?
Shrio: Adam, he's 18
Adam: shrio he's our son how could you let this happen!?
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Matt: because of the lack of older brother skills shrio has shown you, I shall be your new brother, pidge come say hi to your new brother!
Keith: what-
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Shrio: Adam, what's your option on kids?
Adam: oh thaski, I would love to start a family with you one day
Shrio: great get the guest room ready
Keith in the passenger seat
Adam: w-
Shrio: *hangs up*
Shrio: :)
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Lance: kieth talks in his sleep, it the cutest thing ever
Keith: I have a knife.... Fuck you....yeaa....
Lance: so precious
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Shrio: Adam, honey this kids stole my car, were adopting him
Adam: I-
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