TMD; The Mighty Ducks; Preferences and Imagines

𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕨𝕒𝕪

1. You practically live at the ice rink.
2. You learned to skate before you could properly walk.
3.You've worn Charlie's old Ducks jersey as pajamas.
4. Everyone on the team treats you like their mascot.
5. Gordon Bombay buys you hot chocolate after every game.
6. You call Goldberg "Goldie the Goalie."
7. You've drawn pictures of the entire team on your bedroom wall.
8. Charlie lets you wear his captain's "C" patch when he's not using it.
9. You once "borrowed" his hockey stick to play sword fight in the yard.
10. Your mom, Casey, always insists on packing embarrassing lunches for games.
11. You've memorized all the Ducks' chants.
12. Charlie insists on walking you to school, even when you don't want him to.
13. You get front-row seats at every game — even the chaotic ones.
14. You have a tiny pair of skates named "Ducklets."
15. You helped tape up Charlie's bruised knee after a fall — like a pro.
16. Everyone on the Ducks calls you "Little D."
17. Charlie teaches you trick shots when no one's looking.
18. You once tried to sneak onto the bench during a real game.
19. Your first words might've been "quack."
20. You cry every time the team breaks up — which is, like, every other week.
21. Julie "The Cat" taught you how to do a butterfly save.
22. You try to do flying V's in the school hallway with your friends.
23. You've got your own homemade mini Ducks jersey.
24. Charlie always offers to beat up anyone who makes you cry.
25. You secretly love when he's overprotective.
26. You doodle "Future Duck" in your school notebooks.
27. You once dressed your stuffed animals like the team.
28. You proudly wear mismatched knee socks to be "quirky like the Ducks."
29. You get crushes on all the boys, but Charlie is too scary for them to talk to you.
30. Your first science project was on Zambonis.
31. You think Bombay is a superhero.
32. Your bedtime story is the story of the Ducks' first championship.
33. You've worn Dwayne's cowboy hat more times than he has.
34. Averman taught you terrible jokes that you repeat constantly.
35. You tried to shave your head to look like Fulton — it didn't end well.
36. You think Hans is the wisest man alive.
37. You once challenged Portman to an arm wrestling match.
38. You're always begging to go on the team bus.
39. You've never missed a single practice — even in the freezing cold.
40. You once spray-painted "DUCK POWER" on your school locker.
41. You keep all of Charlie's old mouthguards in a jar "for luck."
42. Your favorite holiday is team picture day.
43. You've dreamed of getting your own locker in the Ducks' dressing room.
44. Charlie reads you the hockey scores like they're bedtime fairy tales.
45. You pretend your Barbie skates are for "figure hockey."
46. You've learned all of Bombay's inspirational speeches.
47. You sleep with a mini hockey stick under your pillow.
48. You cried when Banks got injured — even harder than when Charlie did.
49. Your goal in life is to be a Duckette.
50. You once brought a duck to show-and-tell.
51. He treats you like a teammate before anything else — you're his person.
52. He coaches you on backyard drills like it's the Stanley Cup.
53. He lets you try on his skates, even when he knows you'll fall over.
54. He always tells you to "have heart" — no matter what you're doing.
55. He gives great pep talks, even if they're a little cheesy.
56. He walks you to school with your hockey stick slung over his shoulder.
57. He checks your homework like he's your assistant coach.
58. He makes you his honorary co-captain when he plays street hockey.
59. He tapes your stick with the perfect spiral wrap — just like Bombay showed him.
60. He gets furious if anyone picks on you — like "Portman-level mad."
61. He teaches you how to play fair but fight smart.
62. He doesn't have much money but always shares whatever he's got.
63. He reads bedtime stories in his announcer voice (à la Averman).
64. He helps you make homemade signs for Ducks games.
65. He puts your art and notes in his locker at the rink.
66. He takes the blame when you break something (most of the time).
67. He makes you laugh when you're feeling down — even with the worst jokes.
68. He tells you everything about the team, like you're one of them.
69. He lets you try out plays on him in the living room (which ends in bruises).
70. He tells Banks to "chill out" when he gets too intense around you.
71. He gives you his spare jersey like it's the Crown Jewels.
72. He skips team hangouts to stay home when you're sick.
73. He always lets you take the last slice of pizza.
74. He builds you obstacle courses to practice skating.
75. He puts inspirational quotes on your lunchbox in marker.
76. He teaches you how to check someone "accidentally on purpose."
77. He never lets you feel like just a little kid.
78. He knows when you're lying — always.
79. He's the loudest one cheering for you at your games.
80. He sometimes brags about you to the team and then pretends he didn't.
81. He makes up silly nicknames for you that only he can use.
82. He teaches you to hold your ground on and off the ice.
83. He's your personal goalie during backyard shootouts.
84. He always saves his warmup puck for you.
85. He plays 2-on-1 with you and your imaginary teammate "Lil Bombay."
86. He does the Flying V with you and a bunch of teddy bears.
87. He reminds you that being a Duck means never giving up.
88. He makes you cocoa with marshmallows when you cry.
89. He takes your side even when Mom's kind of right.
90. He believes in you when no one else does.
91. He tells you his dreams, even the ones he's scared to chase.
92. He encourages you to dream big, even beyond hockey.
93. He still hugs you in public (and dares anyone to tease him for it).
94. He'll grow up and move on, but he never stops calling you "kiddo."
95. He sends you game scores from college with "DUCK PRIDE" in all caps.
96. He gets misty-eyed watching you play your first real game.
97. He carves a mini Ducks logo into your new stick.
98. He's the kind of brother who would give up his spot on the team for you.
99. He doesn't just make you want to be a good player — he makes you want to be a good person.
100. And no matter what life throws at you, he'll say: "You've got me, and you've got the Ducks — and that's more than enough."