all at once | trevor zegras

three. shit list

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chandlerbing: hangover brunch fit at syd's bc she does love us apparently.

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pennyperks: rude cannot believe you didn't post the one with me in it.
— chandlerbing: i don't like you enough for that.
— pennyperks: that is not very cash money of you.

beauperkins: go best friend that's my best friend
— chandlerbing: i love you so much

jackhughes: i'm still salty. come to nj.
— lhughes_06: no she should come to michigan.
— _quinnhughes: or vancouver.
— chandlerbing: or y'all could come visit me here AND see zegras. but idk that's just my opinion.

johngibson36: small child with an even smaller child, you're the most adorable.
— chandlerbing: you're on my shit list, buddy.
— johngibson36: hey, i only gave him your number. not your name!!

sydperkins: favorite cutie
— chandlerbing: ily thank you for food and entertaining my spawn so i could rest my brain.
— sydperkins: anytime. wren is my bff.

jamie.drysdale: can't believe i've been left out like this. this is so rude.
— chandlerbing: once everyone knows my name, then we can do group hangs. ur roommate needs to stay oblivious as long as possible.
— jamie.drysdale: heard and agreed.

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pennyperks: i ordered a screwdriver minus the vodka (jk it's a mimosa, that's basically a hangover cure right?)

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usera: the perkins siblings are a mood

userb: i too would order a screwdriver minus the vodka, not just... orange juice

chandlerbing: i am now singing noah kahan while taking a shower. this is my life now.
— pennyperks: THERE'S ORANGE JUICE IN THE KITCHEN, BOUGHT FOR THE CHILDREN.
— chandlerbing: IT'S YOURS IF YOU WANT IT, WE'RE JUST GLAD YOU COULD VISIT
— beauperkins: and the most hard hitting line... YOU DIDN'T PUT THOSE BONES IN THE GROUND
— chandlerbing: i would sell my soul to get to see him in concert, homies.

userc: why did luke hughes like this post? i am confusion.
— userd: bc she's cute af

sydperkins: my favorite twins. 💕 even when you drink my good champagne with orange juice.
— pennyperks: you love us because of the company we brought along, don't even try this shit
— chandlerbing: hey now, that was thanks to me! don't make me laugh.
— sydperkins: well we all know i love chan more than you guys anyways

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sydperkins: smiley girl because i had a full house this morning, nothing makes me happier than feeding my people. ❤️

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usera: BOOBS

userb: loml

userc: marry me?

chandlerbing: this is false advertisement. you didn't even make the food, beau and i did. while you played with my child in your backyard w your dog.
— sydperkins: okay but what would you have eaten if you didn't come over? and you were still in my home, that counts.
— chandlerbing: you're so pretty.
— chandlerbing: i would've ordered doordash and feasted on junk food tho. and that would've made me just as happy.
— pennyperks: literally the least womanly woman i know, don't act like mom all of sudden since you found a man to impress.
— sydperkins: I WILL KILL YOU, PENELOPE JANE.
— beauperkins: y'all are crackheads and i don't wanna associate with any of y'all.

userd: syd found a man?? tell me more rn.

usere: down bad for this woman

johngibson36: the full makeup in workout clothes sends me. you're something else, sydney.
— sydperkins: don't you ever full name me. i am syd to you.
— johngibson36: fine by me.

userf: i am confusion