Sworn (Kenny x Reader) (Southpark)

Chapter Twelve

-Y/n's POV-

I sat in the room and waited patiently for the boys to come in to see me

Finally, I saw the door open and 3 familiar heads popped in- no Cartman- honestly I was kind of glad

"Hey guys" I gave a slight smile

"Y/n!" Stan said running over and giving me a hug

"You really scared us dude" Kenny said also giving me a hug

"I'm glad you're okay" Kyle said behind the two boys

"What happened- the last few things I remember is forgetting my water bottle in Mr. Garrison's class- which I went and grabbed, then sitting to eat lunch- nothing after that-" I looked up at their worried faces before continuing, "when I woke up, my mom just told me that the doctors had found Ketamine in my water- and that you guys wanted to talk to me?"

Kenny grabbed my hand "you're literally going to kill us y/n" he sighed "but let me tell our side of the story without interjecting"

"This better be good" I said rolling my eyes "go ahead, I'm all ears"

He went on to tell me about that day in my room where he read my texts, how the boys made up a plan to help me, and that he had snuck into Bebe and Clyde's house which is who they believed had drugged me- it was a lot to take in

I made sure the story was finished before I 'interjected'

"So you went through my phone huh" I said smirking to Kenny "sounds like you were snooping- worried I was talking to someone else" I laughed 

"Y/n this is serious" Stan said sternly 

"I don't want to get the police involved, I mean you guys saw the pictures- which by the way you better never ever mention to me again- gross- I cannot believe you guys looked at those-" I sighed "plus Clyde and Bebe will send them to everyone if I rat them out- then what?"

"Well we don't really have another option y/n" Kenny sighed, "your mom has the police coming in to question you in about an hour"

"Oh my god, I'm going to KILL myself" I yelled, "everyone is going to see those pictures" I said disgusted 

"It could be worse- I mean at least you have nice boobs" Kenny chuckled, poking my side

"Not funny Kenny- stop being a perv" I punched his arm in response

"I'll come up with a way out of this- just give me a minute to think..." Kenny said sitting down on the bed next to me

-Kenny's POV-

Y/n was taking us seeing those pictures a lot better than I had imagined- I really thought she was going to chop my head off when I told her- but then again she is in a hospital bed with an IV attached to her

"Okay so originally I had planned for Stan and Kyle to steal both Bebe and Clyde's phones so that we could delete the pictures- obviously we can no longer execute this plan" I continued "so obviously we need to try something else- are you guys still on good terms with Clyde?"

"What no!" Stan yelled

"No you idiot- I meant does Clyde still think that you are on good terms with him?"

"Oh yeah I believe so" he mumbled 

"Okay- since you're on good terms with Clyde I want you to tell him to meet you at Stark's pond because you need advice with Wendy- make some shit up- just get him there"

"Uh-okay I should be able to do that- what about Bebe?" 

"Ugh- y/n please cover your ears" 

"No! I want to hear the whole plan"

"Whatever- just please know that this isn't who I am anymore-" I sighed before continuing "since I've hooked up with Bebe I'm going to text her 'Stark's pond with a smirking emoji' insinuating, you know- that way they are both at the same place"

"Ew Kenny- you hooked up with that- please never touch me again" y/n said sticking her tongue out and pretending to gag

"Ignore her" I said regaining the boys attention "so once we get them to Stark's pond, Mysterion, Toolshed, and Human Kite will come out and corner them- stealing their phones and disappearing into the night"

The boys looked at me with confused expressions, "and how exactly are you going to get Mysterion in on this" Kyle laughed

"Are you guys serious-" I rolled my eyes "I am Mysterion"

"No way!" Stan yelled "I cannot believe our friend is the Mysterion- dude you're like a South Park legend- Cartman is going to flip his shit when he-"

"He can not find out- and you cannot tell anyone- I need you both to give me your word" 

"Fine" the two boys said reluctantly 

"Thank you" 

"All right let's go save the day" I said while striking superhero pose

"Stop being a dork Kenny" y/n laughed

I loved seeing her laugh

-Mysterion's POV: Time Skip to Stark's Pond-

Toolshed, Human Kite and I sat inside one of the bushes next to the bench near Stark's Pond where we had told Clyde and Bebe to meet us- it was sunset and the park was empty- perfect time to execute our plan

We watched as Bebe and Clyde walked up to the park bench from opposite directions, waving to each other as they made eye contact

"What are you doing here Clyde" Bebe asked

"Meeting Stan- you?" he replied

"I'm meeting Kenny" she winked- fucking gross- I can't believe I slept with her

I signaled the boys to wait for the pair to sit before grabbing them 

3...2...1

We jumped out and quickly grabbed the two, barely managing to tie them on to the bench 

"WHAT THE HELL" Bebe yelled before I taped her mouth shut

"What is going on- Toolshed- Human Kite- Mysterion?" Clyde asked

"Grab their phones" I said 

Toolshed reached into both of their pockets and fished them out them out, handing them to me 

Clyde smirked, "oh I see what you're trying to do here- did y/n send you guys?" he snickered, "go ahead and delete the photos- she's still a fucking slu-"

I punched him in the face so hard that he knocked out cold, "I've been waiting for a reason to do that" I laughed before turning to Bebe. 

I pulled her hair away from her ear as I whispered to her, "we both know who the real slut is-" 

I watched as she turned bright red in embarrassment as I turned back to the boys

"Let's go- these two aren't worth another second of our time" I spat

A/n: That's a wrap for Chapter 12! Brought back Mysterion for this one, hope you guys enjoyed :)