Adopted by Larry (Book 3)

Chapter Sixteen: Babysitting Baby Blue

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Kaitlyn's POV

"Daddy I want candeeee!" Blue tugged on Calum's long black tee. Oh my God. So cute. Calum with his daughter is my eternal undoing. My religion. My future. My past. My present. My soul. My life. My love. My aesthetic. My eVERYTHING.

"No, Blue, no candy. Daddies are going out for a while, okay? Which means no sugar otherwise you'll be bouncing off the walls for Ash and Kit, so be good, alright, cutie? We'll be back to tuck you into bed, babe." Cal kisses both her cheeks and the top of her head goodbye and Mikey, Luke, and Ash do the same. Ash held Blue upside down, tickling her sides until she was a giggling mess while Mikey and Luke blew raspberries on her tummy at the same time. (A/N Blowing raspberries is like making weird noises with your mouth on a babies tummy...lots of parents do it cause it's cute.)

I probably looked so creepy fonding so hard at the idiots and their daughter. This band, I swear.

"Oi! Lads, let's go!" Louis appears at our bus door and then vanishes.

"Well, I guess that's our que to go. Be good, missy!" Ash says. "That goes for you two, too!" Ash calls, pointing at Ashley and I. We give each other devious smirks and laugh as Ash rolls his eyes and everyone is out the bus doors as they slam shut.

I had been given one of the most honorable jobs of all time. Along with Ashley. We were assigned a greater mission than flying to the moon. We were designated babysitters of Baby Blue.

Why?

Well, 5sos and 1D had the night off to do whatever they wanted before they had to perform again tomorrow night. So, they took the opportunity to go out and have a fun time. They took Lucas with them. That left Ashley and I to be Blue's babysitters for the evening. I would not disappoint the boys. Ever. I would be the best damn babysitter they'd ever seen.

So, anyone know how to change a pull-up?

Louis, Harry, Liam, Luke, and Calum went clubbing together, Niall and Zayn went to dinner and an arcade, and Ashton, Mikey, Lucas, Anna and her friends went touring. I had to admit, I was a little jealous they got to leave this death trap of a bus, but I got to watch this adorable ball of cuteness that is the Aussies daughter so it was all good in the Hood. Ha, I made a funny. Cause, get it...Hood? Calu-Oh forget it.

"Where dadas at?" Blue asks me with a little pout on her lips. I almost cooed at the sight.

"Daddies went out for the night so Aunt Kit Kat is watching you with Godmother Halsey." I say in a slight baby voice and Blue breaks out into a smile, clapping her hands.

"Yay! Aunty Kitty Kat and Godmudder Halswey!" Blue giggles, twirling around in her pink frilly tutu and white SWS band tee under a black and white flannel. I had to admit, her dads were very good at making her a fashion disaster. But, she pulled it off. It made her 10x more adorable. It's a mystery as to how the Aussies found little band tees, flannels, beanies, and combat boots for a two year old little girl to wear. "Can Kitty Kat pway width Baby Bwu?"

I couldn't resist those big blue eyes staring into my soul and that pout-y lip. "Of course! What do you wanna play?"

Blue ran over to her little play area in the corner of the living room of the bus and she came back with her four ninja turtle action figures and her My Little Ponies. "Do you wanna be Donny, Mikey, Rafa, or Leo?"

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I had picked Donny because he's purple and truth be told, I didn't even really know their names until this little two year old educated me on them. She also told me all the My Little Pony names and when I asked her how she knew all this she told me she binge watched all the episodes with her daddies. Then they bought her all the action figures and plushies. Was I surprised? Not one bit. Only those idiots would get their daughter obsessed with TMNT and My Little Ponies.