Adopted by Larry (Book 3)

Chapter Five: Anna's Home...Birthday Time!

Lucas' POV

"Okay, I realize what Michael did was wrong, but did you really have to strap him to a pole outside and light all his pizza on fire?"

"Shut up, Haz."

"It's not that bad! I like it! I look punk rock!" I grin.

"Oh, sweet Kevin, they've ruined you." Louis pinches the bridge of his nose.

Kaitlyn was snickering next to me and we got dismissed to go upstairs to my room. I instantly pulled out my TV remote and let the TV come down from the ceiling and Kaitlyn and I watched Disney movies until we decided to crash and she slept on the couch in my room. I'm so spoiled. I still wasn't used to this. It was so foreign.

"Night, Kit Kat."

"Goodnight, Lu."

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"IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP IN DA MORNIN....HARRY MADE BREAKFAST FOR YOUUUU! SO YOU BETTER GET UP AND EAT IT BEFORE I DOOOO!" Niall.

Kaitlyn and I rush downstairs, Niall shoving us out of the way before grabbing some of our bacon and shoving a mouthful of eggs in his mouth before evilly cackling out of the kitchen.

"Goddammit, Nialler." Harry mumbles under his breath, shaking his head.

"Morning, Paps." I smile, grabbing the plate of food he's made.

"Mornin', LuLu."

Kaitlyn snickers. "LuLu?"

"Shut up." I scowl.

"Sounds like TuTu." She bursts out laughing and then Dad walks in.

"What sounds like TuTu?"

"LuLu. Luccy's nickname you two gave him." Kaitlyn chuckles.

"Oh, right. Yeah it so does! Oh my God, we are so good." Louis high fives Harry.

"How is LuLu sounding like TuTu a good thing?" I gape at them.

"It sounds gay." They say in unison.

"I'm gayer than you." Harry states, turning to his husband.

"Is that a challenge, Frog Face?" Louis snaps his fingers.

"Bring it on, ET." Harry cracks his neck and knuckles, patting his chest and getting all up in Louis' face. Louis scowls up at him, getting on his tip toes and glaring right into his eyes.

"Yup, time to go to school."

Kaitlyn's POV

Lucas looked so frickin hot with his new lip ring and blue fringe. ZAYN BLESS MIKEY CLIFFORD.

Oh, yeah, I don't say "God Bless" because Zayn is God. God is Zayn. So, instead of saying God I say Zayn. Zayn Malik gives me the tingles all the damn day.

Basically, all I can think about is One Direction, 5SOS, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, and Harry Potter. All day. Everyday. 24/7. I am Zayn and Calum as fuck and I'd jump off a bridge if it meant I could marry Calum Hood. I'd do anything for Calcium.

Zayn's married, though, so I can't really steal him. He has a wife. And two kids. Evie and Finley are so cute, oh my Zayn. Like seriously. The cutest little Zerrie Love Children. I have no life. Or friends. Except Lucas, Court, and Riley. Oh, and my internet friends and in my mind I'm dating Calum Hood.

Suddenly, Voodoo Doll got stuck in my head so I started humming it as I walked to my next class, blocking out everyone who looked at me like I was completely bonkers. You see, after 1D split up to raise their families and blah blah blah I don't wanna start crying again, I relived everything and then I met Lucas and then I died. Died. Legit died. He's Larry's Love Child #2. With a Zayndamn lip ring and blue fringe and curly hair and dimples and beautiful blue eyes...snap out of it Kaitlyn! Focus. You need A's. HAHAHAHA no. Not happening. Grades can suck my ass cause bands are more important.