Chapter Seventeen: Polaroids and Paramedics

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Anna's POV

Polaroids. A blast from the past brought to the present. Hipster vintage. Just the way I like it. I newly discovered that my ever-so-lovely "uncles", the Australian "punk" band, what a lie, has one of these amazing devices. Being on tour can be boring at times, surprisingly, so, in order to prevent this agonizing boredom on the bus, why not save some memories on a real Polaroid instead of a phone where you're most likely going to either end up swimming with it in your pocket or chucking it at a window when your favourite fanfic updates and the most loved humble character...dies. Excuse me, Mr/Mrs. Author, you can't just kill off the best character in the book without approving it from me first. Which, by the way, is denied.

Anywhore, I'm stealing this Polaroid and using it to take cool pictures of the concert tonight. Right now I'm just taking pictures of my Larry fathers be all cute. Louis was making his usual weird face and Harry had his mouth open and eyes wide and they when they weren't looking I took a picture of them kissing on the couch in the living room of the bus.

I had told everyone Monroe proposed and came home screaming and crying and I literally look at the beautiful ring every damn day. It felt weird because I seemed so young to get married. 19. Yes, I know, I'm old. Monroe is 23, though.

Claudio and Jed are 21 and 22. Then Audd is 19 like me. Cormack and Kai had to go back to Uni so they aren't on the tour anymore. So now it's just Jaudio, Tomroe, and Audd. I was completely bored out of my mind and needed to get out of this bus for air but we're almost there so I don't care. (Wow, I'm turning into Dr. Suess).

Everyone was going insane. Like Liam, for instance. Earlier he was just making Dubsmash after Dubsmash with Niall upside down and Liam was standing in the toilet. Then there's Zayn who is done with everyone's shit. Larry, that won't stop being cute. Audd who resulted to pretending to be a dolphin in the bathtub. Jaudio that were grinding on each other in the bunks. And then there's Monroe and I...singing this damned song.

"We're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship! Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins! Climb aboard, get ready to explore, there's so much to find, Little Einsteins!" Little Einstains, more like.

"Can you not, please?" Louis sasses, pursing his lips and raising his eyebrows at me in that I-Will-Slay-Your-Arse look.

"You two are a weird couple." Harry adds.

"You're one to talk, Mr. I-Pretend-To-Be-A-Whale-And-Yell-Sexual-Words-Into-The-Crowd-While-Auctioning-Off-A-Dad." I snap back and I hear him mumble something about me being too much like Louis. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit, Frog Face.

When the bus finally stops I scream at the top of my lungs. Running off the bus, straight to the other one where I wait for the Aussie's and my nugget of a brother to get off the bus. Along with Ashley, Kaitlyn and Blue. Blue was being carried by Ashley because all the boys came out of the bus yelling over who got to hold her. That poor girl. She's going to have a hell of a time when she finds out what "Bump N' Grind" means.

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