Kyman Oneshots

Kisses (Fluff)

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Basically Kyle and Cartman are kissing and their friends walk in on them.
I hate summarys.
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Kyle and Eric were on the bed of Cartmans room. They usually slept over at his house on Fridays which is what they were doing now, but this time their two friends, Stan and Kenny, were at the sleepover as well. Stan and Kenny were downstairs getting snacks from the pantry and making popcorn, and Kyle and Cartman were upstairs getting blankets but they ended up making a short stop to Cartmans room.

Kyle was on top of Cartman, his arms around Cartmans neck and his legs wrapped around his waist. Cartman's hands cupped Kyles cheeks and their lips were connected. Kyle smiled into the kiss and moved his hands to run his fingers through Cartmans hair. Cartman pulled away from the kiss and Kyle frowned at loss of his boyfriends lips on his. Then Cartman made his way down to Kyles neck and placed gentle kisses onto it before lightly sucking which caused Kyle to let out a quiet gasp that made Cartmans heart flutter.

"Eric!" Kyle complained, "no! Not right now..."

Cartman only sucked harder and caused Kyle to groan and push his lover away.

"Awh, come on... you were enjoying it I know you were."

"Our friends are here!" Kyle pointed out.

"So?" Cartman said annoyed, "not like we were going to go any further."

"We might've because you can never control yourself!" Kyle stated.

Cartman rolled his eyes and huffed then locked eyes with the redhead in front of him. He smirked then whispered into his ear, "we can make it quick."

"No." Kyle said sternly, "we're not doing that." He got off of his boyfriend and began to walk towards the door to open it, then a hand grabbed onto his wrist, turned him around, and slammed him into the door. Cartman harshly connected their lips and Kyle unsuccessfully tried to break free of his grip. Cartman once again made his way down to Kyles neck and started sucking on it. "God damn it Eric! Ngh... I said not to do that!"

"Come on," Cartman dragged his boyfriend away from the door and back onto the bed. "Just a bit longer, then we'll go back downstairs."

Their lips connected once again and Kyle dug his nails into Cartmans shoulders to keep balance as he climbed on top of his boyfriend. Cartman pulled Kyle closer by the waist and roughly bit down on his lovers bottom lip asking for entrance. Kyle let Cartmans tongue slip into his mouth and the two of them fought for dominance. Kyle dug his nails deeper into Cartman and Cartmans grip tightened around Kyles hips. The two of them were often very rough with each other, even while kissing.

Suddenly the door opened and Stan and Kenny stood in the doorframe staring at the scene in front of them. Kyle and Cartman pulled away from each other to see Stan's jaw dropped, still not being used to the sight of his two friends kissing, and Kenny laughing his ass off for whatever reason.

"Dude are you serious!" Stan said. Kenny then fell to the ground clutching his stomach and laughing.

"I fucking told you, fatass!" Kyle shouted.

"Shut up, Jew!" Cartman yelled back. "And Kenny you stop laughing!!!!"

Kyle got off of Cartman and stepped onto the floor, "sorry," he apologized to Stan before stepping over Kenny and making his way into the hallway to retrieve the blankets he was supposed to get.

Cartman got up as well and kicked Kenny in the stomach before stepping over him to help get the blankets.

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Another one done!
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