Kyman Oneshots

I Would Never Hurt Him Again. (Angst)

There were often days where Cartman would feel down. As a result, he would be very quiet and usually lost in his own thoughts. Today was one of these days.

The four boys were sitting at a table together during lunch. Eric was sat next to his boyfriend and Kenny and Stan were on the other side of the table next to each other. Kyle noticed his boyfriend had gone quiet so he held his hand under the table and gently squeezed it. Cartman met Kyles eyes and weakly smiled.

"Are you alright? We can go into the hall if you want," Kyle mumbled so only Cartman could hear.

Cartman shook his head in response, "I'm fine."

Stan saw Kyle whispering to Cartman and automatically knew what he was saying. Kyle and Cartman had been dating for a few weeks already, but Stan wasn't very happy about it. I mean, can you blame him?! Kyle was his SBF and Eric made his life a living hell when they were younger! Sure, Cartman had improved over the years and isn't so horrible anymore, but Stan was still worried. He didn't want his SBF getting hurt, especially since it was so clear that Kyle was head over heels for Eric.

Stan scoffed, "he's fine. Stop worrying about him."

Kyle turned to Stan confused, "what?"

"I said stop worrying! Why do you even care about him so much?" Stan asked. "He's done nothing but hurt you your whole life! Who cares if he's feeling sad?"

"I care, Stan." Kyle growled. "He's my fucking boyfriend so of course I care! And, yes, he's hurt me in the past, but he's changed! He's a better person now!"

"I doubt he changed." Stan spoke coldly, "he doesn't love you. He's probably only dating you because you're the only one who cares when he feels down and he doesn't have to work for your attention!"

"That's not true!!" Kyle yelled.

"IT IS!" Stan yelled back. "WHY DO YOU EVEN LOVE HIM? HE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND I BET A MONTH AGO YOU WOULDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS!"

"I WOULD! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY A GOOD FRIEND." Kyle argued. "EVER SINCE I STARTED DATING ERIC YOU HAVEN'T SUPPORTED ME AT ALL!"

"THAT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM THAT I'M ACTING LIKE THIS!" Stan shouted. "I'm just worried!! I don't want you getting hurt-"

"He's not going to hurt me. Right now you're the only one hurting me!"

Cartman sighed and sat up, "I'll just go. I don't want you two arguing because of me." He faced Stan, "I know I was a shitty person in the past- but I really have changed... I love Kyle, I really do. And I would NEVER hurt him again."

Cartman walked away from the table and out of the cafeteria. Kyle angrily turned towards Stan and glared at him.

"Fuck you Stan! I know he's done a lot but he doesn't deserve this." Kyle stated.

Stan sighed and guiltily held onto his own arm, "I...I'm sorry. He's just done so much and- and you're my best friend! I didn't want you to get hurt."

"Well thank you for being concerned," Kyle said still agitated. "But he won't hurt me. He loves me and I know he would...he would never forgive himself if he did hurt me."

Stan just stood their guiltily. Kyle spoke again, "I'm gonna go check on Eric."

Kyle left the cafeteria and Stan sat back down in his seat. He sighed and fiddled with his fingers. All eyes were staring at that table, but he didn't even notice till now. He dropped his head onto the table and let out a loud groan of stress. Then everyone turned back to their tables and began talking as if nothing had ever happened.

"Mph mhm mphmmmmm!!!!!!!" Kenny said.

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