Not Yet ~ Completed

How it happened

"WHAT!?"

Bakugou groans. "SHUT UP!!!!" He yells loudly, his hands sparking slightly. The class quiets back down after a few minutes. Hizashi was stifling his laughter. He found it so ironic that Hitoshi took exactly after his dad.

Hizashi holds his husband's hand in secret. "You can't fuss at him, that would be hypocritical." He whispers, causing Aizawa to grumble softly.

Hitoshi sighs. "Yeah. We just didn't wanna say anything because ya know." He gestures to the class. "You give each other no sense of privacy."

Mina huffs. "We so do!!"

Hitoshi and Bakugou both raise an eyebrow at this. Even Aizawa does.

She pouts. "Okay fine!! Anyway!! I wanna know the tea!!!"

Hitoshi smiles slightly at the thought of how they all got together. "Okay okay fine." And so, he begins to tell the story.

"It was absurdly late at night. Me and our other lover who I don't think we're gonna name yet-?"

He looks over to Bakugou for confirmation. Bakugou sighs. "No, we're not naming him yet. Well call him our husband for this because that idiot already called him that."

Hitoshi scoffs. "Whatever."

"Anyway. Our husband and I were out on a date.."

Mina cuts in. "What time!?"

Hitoshi groans. "It was late okay." He didn't wanna rat himself out to his parents. "Alot later than any normal person would go on a date."

Aizawa cocks his eyebrow but says nothing.

Hitoshi smiles as he continues to recount the story.

"We had just got done at his shop. He made me the best coffee I have ever tasted. We had been dating for a few days at that point and we decided we were going to ask out Katsuki." He blushes slightly, remembering how exactly they did that.

"And our husband had the best idea of just how to do that."

Bakugou scoffs. "It was shitty."

"Well that's because you caught us!!"

Bakugou rolls his eyes. "Well maybe be more quiet next time dipshit."

Hitoshi rolls his eyes back, continuing on with the story.

Hitoshi chuckles lightly as he remembers the details. "Anyway. So husband made Katsuki's favorite drink and we took it too his house at three in the bloody morning." He laughs softly, shaking his head. "Izuku comes up with the best cover stories. I swear. It would've been amazing if this was actually how it happened."

"So anyway. We took it too his house right? Then instead of being normal."

Bakugou scoffs. "They started fucking blasting Marry you by Bruno Mars into my fucking window."

Mina immediately squeals. "Awe!!!!! That's so cute!!!!"

Hitoshi nods. "Our husband thought so too, however Katsuki did not appreciate being woken up."

Bakugou nods. "Damn right. I blasted those fuckers too the moon."

Hitoshi laughs. "Except for the fact that husband is better than you in literally every aspect and made you blow yourself up instead of us."

Bakugou rolls his eyes. "I'm still pissed the fucker did that." "Of course he'd keep that part of the real thing."

Momo gasps. "So they beat Bakugou!?"

Hitoshi nods. "Of course. Our husband is the literal best. Even if he doesn't think so."

Bakugou scoffs. "I swear to fuck as soon as he gets adopted we're forcing him into therapy."

Hitoshi nods. "I'm right there with you."

Denki pips up next. "So your husband is in foster care?"

Hitoshi shakes his head. "No, he's an orphan but he's not in foster care. There's just someone who wants to adopt him though granted I don't think they're ever gonna get too."

Denki cocks his head. "Why not?"

Bakugou scoffs again. "Because he's a stubborn piece of shit I swear to God. He's more stubborn then Aizawa."

Hizashi laughs. "He must be extremely stubborn then."

Bakugou nods. "He is."

Hitoshi rolls his eyes. "Shut up. You love that he's stubborn."

Bakugou scoffs. "Of course I do! I wouldn't date a fucker who isn't stubborn. That's exactly why I'm dating you both in the first place because you keep pestering me about it and wouldn't leave me alone."

Hitoshi gently elbows the ash blonde. "Whatever you say pup."

Bakugou growls. "Shut up with that mindfuck!" He then proceeds to chase Hitoshi out of the classroom. Explosions can be heard from down the hall.

Aizawa sighs. "Well. Now that they're done I guess it's time to fill you all in."

Bakugou laughs as he shoves Hitoshi into the library (does UA have a library? I mean I'd assume so? It is a school?). "You're such a dumbass."

Hitoshi chuckles, pulling Bakugou into a hug. "Yeah whatever. At least everything's going according to plan. Now they'll be too busy trying to figure out who our lover is to bother with Nequam."

Bakugou rolls his eyes. "I can't believe they fell for that sappy fucking cover story."

Hitoshi shrugs. "Well. It was Izuku's idea so I'm not surprised."

Bakugou scoffs, laying his head on Hitoshi's chest. "Yeah but still. That was sappy as fuck. I can't believe I actually agreed to it."

Hitoshi smirks gently. "You'd agree to anything Izuku asked you too."

Bakugou rolls his eyes. "Within reason! I wouldn't out him even if he wanted me too."

Hitoshi nods. "Fair enough." He smiles softly, pulling his hot headed lover into his lap after sitting down.

Bakugou looks around for a second. Once he realizes no one's there he quickly cuddles into his lover.

Hitoshi smiles, gently petting Bakugou's hair. "How are you doing puppy?"

Bakugou scoffs at the nickname but smiles slightly anyway. "I'm good. A little worried about Izuku though, what's he gonna do when they found out about all his identities?"

Hitoshi shrugs. "I don't know. But this is Izuku we're talking about, he probably has a plan."

Bakugou nods. "Hopefully. I just don't want that dumbass getting in trouble."

Hitoshi laughs. "Izuku? Not getting in trouble? That would be a miracle."

Bakugou scoffs. "I know right!? That bastard is a trouble magnet."

Hitoshi nods. "Yeah. But he's our trouble magnet."

Bakugou nods, not saying anything as he lets the sound of Hitoshi's heartbeat lure him too sleep.

Hitoshi chuckles softly, holding Bakugou closer. "Sleep well puppy. I know you need it." He kisses the blondes forehead. "Speaking of Izuku... I wonder how he's doing?" He wonders aloud before going to sleep himself.

(Some soft Bakugou for y'all!!)