Not Yet ~ Completed

With 1-A

Aizawa sighs. "Well. Now that they're done I guess it's time to fill you all in."

"So class." Aizawa says, rising from his chair emerald still in his hand. "First off. I'm sure you all recognized him as the vigilante from the USJ incident."

The students (for once) waited for their teacher to finish talking before any outbursts.

"There's not much we know about the kid. He's been active for at least three years if not longer. He's sixteen so yes he's your age. We also know that his hair and eyes are not natural, he uses contacts and hair dye." The pro continues to listen off everything they know about Nequam while pacing back and forth.

"And finally, the kid has tourettes." He says, quietly studying the room. He notices someone freeze for a millisecond before going back to what they were doing. "Bingo."

"So if any of you are knowledgeable in that department it might be helpful, especially if he's mask stops working like last time or he has a tic attack. Though personally I haven't seen him have one I just know they can happen."

Hizashi giggles. "Also!!! The little listener has another identity as well, he has a broker-"

Upon the mention of him being a broker Nequam jumps out of the vents. "Hey!!! Hacker!!! Hacker!!! I'm not a broker!!!" He wags a finger at Hizashi, pouting slightly. "I am not a broker. I take offense." He pouts.

Hizashi laughs. "Hey there bud!! Nice to see you! Especially since ya know you kinda disappeared for a month."

Nequam rolls his eyes. "Oh shut up Zashi. You're being dramatic." He turns to face the class. "Hello again!!" He frowns slightly when he notices Bakugou and Hitoshi weren't there. "Let me guess, they're off snogging in the bathrooms?"

It takes a lot of effort from 1-A to not burst out laughing.

Aizawa sighs. "I'm somehow not surprised you know that. Though, considering you know that." He smirks. "You wouldn't happen to know who their other lover is would you?"

Nequam laughs, nodding. "Of course I do!! He's quite cute if I say so myself."

Aizawa nods. "Could you give me his information, I'd like to have a friendly-"

Nequam cuts him off by bursting out laughing. "Oh Aizawa. You clueless little caterpillar."

It takes Aizawa a second before his eyes blow wide. "No way." He places a hand over his face. "About fucking time."

Hizashi and the class look confused while Nequam and Aizawa snicker. "I know right? Hitoshi was sooooooo whipped it was so obvious."

Aizawa nods. "Good for him. And since I know the kid I won't be needing his information."

Nequam shakes his head. "You may know the kid but you know nothing about him."

Hitoshi and Bakugou come walking back in. "Know who?" Hitoshi questions.

Nequam smirks behind his mask, his eyes lighting up with mischief. "Oh you know. Just your husband."

Hitoshi and Bakugou both groan.

Aizawa nods. "While you're right I don't know much about the kid, I know he's extremely clumsy, always tired, and a cafe worker."

Nequam frowns a bit, both Bakugou and Hitoshi looking like they want to punch Aizawa. "I mean. The kids not that clumsy-"

Aizawa scoffs. "Yes he is. That idiot tripped over a stick and fractured his elbow. He's the definition of clumsy."

Nequam rolls his eyes. "Well? What else do you think about him?"

Aizawa sighs. "I think he's a good kid. He's definitely what those two idiots need." He says gesturing to the pair that had just walked in.

Bakugou scoffs. "Call me an idiot again and I'll blast you to the moon!"

Nequam laughs, shaking his head. "Damn kit Kat calm down. You can't blast your teacher to the moon."

Bakugou rolls his eyes. "Fucking call me that again and I'll kill you."

Nequam rolls his eyes back. "I'd love to see you try fucker."

Hitoshi sighs. "Calm down you two, save it for another time. You can't fight each other during school hours."

Nezu cackles as he pops his head out from the vents. "Actually!!! I'll permit it!!! I'm sure the students of 1-A would love to see what their new teacher can do!!"

Aizawa and Hizashi both snap their heads towards the vent. "I'm sorry/Excuse me what!?"

Nezu cackles more as he jumps onto Nequam's shoulders. "Yes students! You heard me correctly! Nequam here is going to be teaching a new course!!!"

Mina squeals with excitement. "Hell yeah!! This means we'll have more opportunities to figure out who he is!!!"

Nezu nods. "Yes you shall!! Also he's going to be teaching weapons training! He brought up a good point with me earlier that you students rely on your quirks far too much."

Nequam nods. "Mhm. I think it's about time for my class to start too." He looks to Aizawa and Hizashi. "You're welcome to stay of course. You need all the time with me you can get." He winks then addresses the class again. "You all have ten minutes to change and meet me at gym gamma."

He proceeds to walk out of the room, Nezu still on his shoulder. He gives a flirty wink to his lovers as he passes by. "This is going to be so fun isn't it?"

Nezu nods. "Indeed it shall!" He sips his tea as his ride walks along.

Aizawa sighs as he looks at his stunned class. "Well? What are you waiting for. He gave you a time limit."

The class immediately scrambles up and runs out the room, leaving Bakugou, Hitoshi, Aizawa, and Hizashi still inside.

Hitoshi sighs as he shakes his head. "Teaching!? That was not apart of the plan babe!"

Bakugou scoffs, sighing as well. "Stupid bastard didn't even bother to tell us he was gonna be teaching!?"

Aizawa sighs. "Nezu gave him the offer awhile ago but I honestly didn't think he was going to take it."

Hizashi nods. "I didn't either." He looks back at the boys. "Shouldn't you two get going?"

Hitoshi nods. "Yeah. But he won't kill us if we're late."

Bakugou scoffs. "He won't kill you. He'll kill my ass for sure." He rolls his eyes. "Fucking bastard picking favorites."

Hitoshi scoffs. "He's only hard on you because you can take it ass, you know this Mr I won't date somebody weaker than me."

Bakugou slaps Hitoshi's arm. "Shut up. I'm leaving." He kisses the purple haired man's cheek before leaving.

"So? Bakugou?" Aizawa asks, his eyebrow raised.

Hitoshi sighs. "Shut up."

Aizawa groans. "I said no loud blondes."

Hitoshi scoffs. "Stop being a hypocrite." He says before leaving the adults in the room.