Universal Inconstants: The 10 Years DLC

PART 10

INTERMISSION - Present Day

"AH SHIT!!" Clyde yelled loudly as his character was exploded by Eric.

Eric cackled maniacally as he aimed the rocket launcher at Stan. However, the latter exploded prematurely as the grenade he was holding went off in his hand. Eric hit his desk as he broke down in laughter, his hands moving away from his keyboard as he wheezed.

"SHIT, WHAT!?" Stan exclaimed as his character respawned. "I held it too long!"

Kyle wheezed loudly as he stood by Stan's dead body. "T-then don't hold it so long!" He exclaimed. His laughter stopped and he yelled as a car flew off a building and hit him, knocking him to the floor and somehow not killing him.

"W-what?? That's not how cars work!" He exclaimed.

Kenny wheezed on the other side of the screen as Butters giggled, both of them in the car as they drove off. "Sorry Kyle!" He yelled, screaming a moment later when Eric finally pulled the trigger of the launcher.

"Ay!" He yelled. "That's what you get for hitting Ky-" He was cut off as Tolkien sniped him from four buildings away.

Suddenly a cargo bob fell from the sky, exploding as it hit the ground and killed Thomas instantly. "S-SHIT-"

Meanwhile, Craig and Tweek sat silently in the auto shop as they customized a truck, both silently agreeing on colors as an explosion occurred outside.

A few minutes later Kyle found himself at the airport with Tolkien, wheezing in confusion as he drove full speed up the ramp to get over the fence into the airport itself. The car flipped completely upside down, before changing trajectory and landing perfectly on all fours. Kyle decided not to comment.

The two split off from each other, Tolkien climbing into a buzzard helicopter while Kyle found himself in a leer jet. The engines started up and the jet inched forward, and he silently hoped he'd be able to figure out the controls for flying before he reached the end of the runway, yet he never made it onto the actual runway. The plane exploded as the wing hit a pole, and Kyle scoffed.

"What!? That's not how jets work!!" He exclaimed loudly.

Five minutes later, Clyde facepalmed, and Tolkien glanced over at him from where he was playing. The two had a room with two desks, placed in a V. Clyde sat at one of the desks, while Tolkien sat at the other, and there were three cameras in the room: two to record facecams for them both, and one placed on the wall in between the two to give a view of the two together.

"Aw crap!" Clyde exclaimed.

"What is it?" Tolkien asked.

"I forgot to do an intro," he responded. "I'm gonna do it now then." Tolkien nodded in agreement.

Clyde took in a breath, readying to do the mid-recording intro. He glanced at his screen as he began to talk, distracted by the helicopter that suddenly crashed into a building and the laughing fit Tolkien suddenly broke into. The result of the sudden distraction caused Tolkien to laugh harder.

"Hello everybody my name is welcome- w-what??" Clyde questioned, grinning widely as he tried not to wheeze. "F-fuck no! I'm Clyde!! What the fuck?" Tolkien doubled over in his chair, Clyde beginning to wheeze. The other players in proximity to them glanced at their characters, standing stock still, before moving on casually.

"W-we're playing G-Great S-Stolen Car F-Five," Clyde spoke through his laughter.

Craig and Tweek finally left the auto shop, the two of them casually driving to the Diamond Casino without a word spoken between them. Their truck blew up as they pulled into the parking lot, which in turn caused the other cars to explode as well.