Why was there thunder and lightening in the lab?
The scientists were brainSTORMING
What do you call a funny mountain?
HILLarious
What did the candle say to the other candle?
I AM GOING OUT TONIGHT
Why didn't the sailor not play cards?
BECAUSE HE WAS SITTING ON THE DECK
What did the janitor/caretaker say when he meant to say surprise?
SUPPLIES
What did the elevator say to the other elevator? I think I am coming down with some thing
I THINK I AM COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING
What do you say when you lose a wii-game?
I want a WII-MATCH (rematch)
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HumorThis book is full of jokes that I hope will knock you off your feet with laughter. I would suggest this book to people who like jokes and love to laugh. If you read this book and don't like the jokes please comment and tell how to in prove my book o...