Why was the man looking for food on his friend?
Because he said DINNER IS ON ME
What is brown or gold and has a head and tail but has no legs?
A COIN
Why are pirates called pirates?
because they ARR (are)
What do prisoners use to call each other?
CELLephones (telephones)
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In SNOW BANKS
What washes up on very small beaches?
microWAVES
What goes through towns,villages,cities and up over and down hills but does not move?
A ROAD
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Don't be blue be happy
MizahThis book is full of jokes that I hope will knock you off your feet with laughter. I would suggest this book to people who like jokes and love to laugh. If you read this book and don't like the jokes please comment and tell how to in prove my book o...
