Where would a fat hungry man not like to go?
HUNGRY
Where would a fat hungry man like to go?
TURKEY
What happens when a baby eats rice crispys?
snap Crackle and POOP
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because it had noBODY to go with.
What would you find on a dirty rotten old haunted beach?
A mouldy old sandWITCH
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire
frostBITE
How do you know carrots are good for your eye sight?
BECAUSE RABBITS NEVER HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES AND THEY ALWAYS EAT CARROTS
Why did the biscuit go to the doctor's office?
Because it was feeling CRUMBy
A lady with a frog stuck to her head went to the doctors office. The doctor asked "what is wrong".
The frog replied "I GOT A LADY STUCK TO MY BUM
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Don't be blue be happy
HumorThis book is full of jokes that I hope will knock you off your feet with laughter. I would suggest this book to people who like jokes and love to laugh. If you read this book and don't like the jokes please comment and tell how to in prove my book o...
