baby it's cold outside (WangXian FF)

12

"You want to do what now?"

They were back in their room and now Shen Qingqiu could not believe his ear.

This horny, deranged, psycho author wanted to make the Ice Prince as his next main character? A tragic story nonetheless? He wondered what made Wei Wuxian hit by this kind of inspiration. That ice prince only fit to be featured in a historical ancient costume novel. And he would probably – no, definitely  never get the girl.

"Making Lan Wangji mine." He grinned widely. 

"You mean, your new hero?" Shen Qingqiu frowned.

"That too."

The blatant confession caused Shen Qingqiu to almost have a stroke right there and then.

"What do you mean making him yours? Are you some kind of a pervert or what? Aren't you dating that Korean heiress, Lee Jin Ah?"

"I just found him… fascinating. That's all. It's like he's an onion and I want to peel his layers one by one until I get to the core. And no, I don't date Jin Ah, she's just… convenient. And available. And who said that I'm not allowed to date multiple people?"

Shen Qingqiu groaned from the frustration. 

He knew that Wei Wuxian was impulsive, and he loved challenges. So far, Lan Wangji was the hardest challenge he ever faced and Shen Qingqiu knew that it was close to impossible to persuade the impulsive author to change his mind. 

And to think that they would spend their days in the close vicinity with the said man until new year. God, what was he supposed to do? Chain this beast to his bed so that he would not come onto Lan Wangji until new year? Or worse, sneaked into his room?

Wei Wuxian was too lethal for his own good. He could turn any straight man gay for him, while he loved all genders. At least he didn't discriminate as long as they're challenging. And pretty. And Lan Wangji was very beautiful, like, the creme de la creme of the beautiful people.

The problem was his attitude.

Shen Qingqiu doubted that he was ever interested in any human at all, given his high and mighty attitude. Also, he was worshiped by the people like he was some kind of deity. That alone should give Wei Wuxian a sign that he was not available.

But Wei Wuxian was not Wei Wuxian if he would not take that as a challenge, and Shen Qingqiu dreaded the days that would come with it.

For the next few days, Shen Qingqiu watched as Wei Wuxian put the seduction mode on – which included walking around in only his silk robe and Gucci slides, and it was after he told Luo Binghe to bring the heater to the comfortable temp for him.

"Don't worry it's all on me, I just don't want the kids to get cold." Was the reason he gave everyone.

He also followed Lan Wangji everywhere and gave him his most dazzling smiles every time he sensed the man's gaze was on him.

Other than that, Wei Wuxian started to get touchy feely, and touched Lan Wangji any time they saw each other – which was very often.

Unfortunately, Lan Wangji did not seem to give him any reaction other than a cold shrug and turned the other way every time he saw him. And he also started to avoid Wei Wuxian.

And when he skipped dinner, Shen Qingqiu pulled Wei Wuxian aside and told him to stop acting like a whore and get his act together.

"I wonder if you have any dignity at all, torturing the poor man until he couldn't stand to be in the same room with you." He referred to the time when Lan Wangji blatantly turned the other way and left when he spotted Wei Wuxian entering the room.

"I think I almost wore him down." Wei Wuxian grinned as he shrugged and took a seat on the crowded dining table. "Hey, Binghe, do you happen to know where Lan Zhan is? I need to speak to him about some urgent matter."

Luo Binghe jumped from his seat and he looked very uncomfortable. He knew how Wei Wuxian strutted around half naked and made the bedroom eyes at Lan Wangji. He was amused to see how unabashedly the man acted for the last few days, and how frustrated his boss was.

The man literally growled when Wei Wuxian entered the room he was in wearing only skimpy, outrageous clothes and he understood the sentiment exactly.

And right now he didn't know what to say, since Lan Wangji explicitly told him not to tell anyone – with the emphasis on the word – where he was. But then the twins jumped in excitement and told Wei Wuxian.

"I know where uncle is! He's on the rooftop! Let's go see him, hurry hurry!" Jingyi dragged Wei Wuxian's hand as he moved to the stairs to the rooftop, but Wei Wuxian stopped them.

"Hey kids, eat your food first, I'm going to call your uncle and we will eat together, okay?"

"But…"

"No buts, later we will play together but now you go eat first with the others."

Jingyi pouted but he nodded and walked back to the table where the others were eating.

Shen Qingqiu gave a look that told him not to damage the man further and he just waved his hand and chuckled.

He was so close to breaking the Ice Prince down, he could feel it. A little bit more and he could have his hot body under his as they did the tango together, and he felt strangely satisfied.

This was the first time he faced this kind of challenge from the prospective lover and he was so hot and bothered he almost jumped the poor man when they met outside his room this morning. 

Lan Wangji smelled so good and he was aroused. 

He wanted to put his hands all over that hard body of his soon, and judging from the reaction of the man himself, it wouldn't take too long for him to surrender to the mighty Wei Wuxian.

He chuckled as he walked the stairs to the rooftop while imagining all the things he would do to the man when he finally surrendered to him.