baby it's cold outside (WangXian FF)

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Wei Wuxian didn't know how he made it to his bedroom and took off his clothes to take a shower before he stood in front of the mirror – naked.

He looked at the mark that Lan Wangji left on his neck, and he shuddered in sudden want.

He knew that this was crazy – the way Lan Wangji choked him and spouted orders with that cold voice of his, but surprisingly, he couldn't get enough of it. So he did what he was itching to do – he touched himself while looking in the mirror.

Wei Wuxian knew that his body was great, all sculpted muscles with six pack abs, a toned butt, a big shapely cock, and not an ounce of fat – a result of doing some martial art training and pumping iron since he was starting to get interested in the opposite sex.

He moved his hand along the shaft slowly at first, then when it got harder, he moved faster. But it still could not replicate the sensation that Lan Wangji gave him. 

The authority in his voice caused him to literally get down on his knees and almost begged to be fucked back then. And he never once experienced things like this before.

Wei Wuxian moaned when he felt that he was almost there, and the white ribbon spurted out of him, but he still did not feel satisfied at all.

God, what have Lan Wangji done to him in that short time?

He felt so restless that he couldn't think.

When the door was opened, he was still in the same position and it caused Shen Qingqiu who entered – screamed.

"What the fuck??" He quickly shut the door and dragged Wei Wuxian out of bed. "This is it. I want a raise! No, make it triple! Fuck! I don't want to see your dick dangling all around like bells, and this is definitely not in my job description!" He threw the clothes onto Wei Wuxian but then he noticed the stain on the floor and he screamed once again.

"I don't want to know what that is, because if I know, I will pack my bag and go home this second." He quickly threw the small rug to cover up the stain. "Can't you do it inside the bathroom? Have you finally lost your mind from lust?"

"Mm more like I lost my mind. Period." Wei Wuxian mumbled as he finally woke up and walked to the bathroom – ignoring the clothes. "Who knew that I actually like that kind of stuff…"

What stuff?" Apparently Shen Qingqiu had the hearing of a bat and he heard the mumbled words.

"Hmm… you know when you choke someone and you feel inexplicably… very very aroused?"

Shen Qingqiu froze when he heard the word choke, and he turned around very slowly.

"Would you mind repeating it once again? I thought I heard that you choke someone and you get off of it?" He spoke slowly and emphasized every word so as to not get it wrong.

"I didn't choke anyone if that's what you're asking." Wei Wuxian got into the tiny shower and swore that the first thing he did after new year was to build a working modern plumbing everywhere. He needed to have his daily shower, bath and other things in peace.

"Lan Wangji, on the other hand…"

The next thing he knew, he was slammed against the rock wall of the bathroom, and Shen Qingqiu's face was only an inch away from him.

"He choked you?" His face looked contorted and he looked so serious, while his eyes darted to Wei Wuxian's neck. "I see the faint mark here. So, he choked you?" He asked again.

"Well, yeah, but not in the way you think." Wei Wuxian became flustered. "It's partially my fault, you know… I was trying to seduce him and…"

"And he snapped? Yeah I can see it by the way you're practically walking naked all around the house, that the kids started to do the same." Shen Qingqiu let go of Wei Wuxian and sighed deeply. "I miss my full body shower jet, and my heated floor, and my heated blanket, and my microwave, and my usual pain de chocolate from the bakery next door with the cute barista…"

"Well, you have your own barista and personal chef now, so I guess it's win win situation?" Wei Wuxian chuckled as he started to use the ancient entrapment to wash himself.