Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I've be very busy studying for exams and post tests. Also, my finale is coming up for dance so...yeah...
Anyway, here ya go!
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~ Piper is a fangirl...
Piper be like: OMG! LIKE ONE DIRECTION IS BOM! B-but... Zayn...
*starts hysterically sobbing*
I be like: o_O
~There is no one but the seven...and Nico...
You do realize they're more characters than that! I can name some...(I can't remember all their last names):
-Will Solace
-Lo Ellen
-Mitchell
-Clarisse La Rue
-Chris Rodriguez
-Lucy
-Drew Tanaka
-Nyssa
-Harley
-Jake
-Clovis
-Travis Stoll
-Conner Stoll
-Katie Gardener
-Miranda Gardener
-Grover Underwood
-Juniper The Dryad
-Tyson The Cyclops
-Ella The Harpy
-Mellie The Cloud Nymph
-Gleeson Hedge
And those are just some!
But no...they go meet up with Grover and Frank in Sachlameryn!
~ HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT TYSON?! Literally, I bet there is not one fanfic with him in it.
Percy just forgets about him and finds new brothers and sisters...
-/. -
~Everyone knows about the 'dam' joke, even though it's only between Percy, Grover, and Thalia...
Annabeth: I wanna go get some dam food at the dam dining pavilion with dam Percy and Dam in the dam dam dam dam dam!
ANNABETH?! YOU WEREN'T EVEN WITH THEM, REMEMBER? YOU WERE HOLDING UP THE SKY!
Annabeth: yeah, but I know the dam joke!
*mentally strangles*
~If Coach Hedge is in the fan fiction at all the only word he says is, "DIE!!!!"
And he doesn't even say it at the appropriate timing!
Percy: lalalalalalalaaallalalala
*laughing and skipping in a grass full of dandelions*
Coach Hedge: *jumps out* DIEEE!!!!!!!
~Nico, Leo, Jason, and Percy have huge abs...
Leo and Nico are SUPER SCRAWNY!!!!
Jason and Percy...you're good...
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BUFF FRANK OVER IN SACHLAMERYN?!?!
~Relationships? They happen WAY to fast!
Leo sat on a bench one day and a girl past by...
"Hi! My name is Josie Marine Taco Chase and I'm a daughter of Athena!" The girl said to Leo.
"Hey," Leo replied madly in love, "wanna go out?"
Josie Marine Taco Chase screamed, "YASSSSSSSS!!!! MARRY ME!"
*time skip to the next day*
The bells started ringing as Josie Marine Taco Chase walked down the isle in her white dress...
Okay... O_O
~Only name used for Hades is usually Scarlett...
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HADES...
Unless you think of it as the color of blood...
~Main Character usually = Percy's long-lost sister...
"Hi, my name is Aquamarine Skittle French Fry! Oh, and, btw Percy, I'm your sister!"
Percy: WHAT THE DI ANGELO?!?!?!
Nico: -_-
Leo: WHALE!!!!
Poseidon: when did I make you my child?
-/. -
~The main character is ALWAYS. A. GIRL! What? Like are guys now band to Neverland with Peter Pan?
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