HEY GUYYYYYYSSSSS
Here's a new chapter...FINALLY!
Anyway, off on adventure we go...
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~didn't Octavian
and Luke
and Zoe
and Bianca
and Charles
and Silena
and...(well you get the point) die?
If so...WHY AREN'T THEY DEAD?!?!?!
(Some fanfics are exceptions like ones that take place in the past...)
~Why are Demeter children obsessed with cereal? Just because Demeter is doesn't mean the kids would be...
Person: *about to eat a banana*
Demeter cabin: *shoves cereal in person's face and snatches banana*
Person: Hey, give me back my banana!
Demeter cabin: EAT THE CEREAL!!!!
Person: I don't want it. Actually I'm not hungry... *gets up from the table*
Demeter cabin: *places knife at throat*
Person: *sits down and shoves face with cereal* yummmm
~Remember Peleus the Drakon? Did he die cause I don't recall him in, like, ANY fanfics...
-_-
Leo: WHALEEEEE
Me: *hits him with a branch* NO NEVER
~IN CHAOS FANFICS:
Why do they all wear masks? I mean, everyone they've ever known would, pretty much, recognize their voice...
~HIGH SCHOOL FANFICS:
WHY DO ALL THE DEMIGODS HAVE A FERRARI? WHAT ABOUT HONDA OR FORD??????
~If the main character isn't a child of Poseidon...then it's Athena...
ATHENA WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSE TO HAVE CHILDREN! IN MYTHS SHE WAS A MAIDEN!
But Uncle Rick changed that...
She still doesn't get hooked up as often as other gods/goddesses...
~What happened to the original trio? Why don't they go on quest anymore?
...oh, I know why:
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS NEVER HAPPENED
*rolls eyes*
~"One day Percy decided to hang out with his best friend JASON GRACE"
I think I need to reread that sentence because I'm pretty sure GROVER UNDERWOOD is his best friend
*facepalm*
~Jason always acts so weak, but he can actually be good in a battle instead of getting knocked out 24/7
0-0 wowwww
~They always make the main character SUPER smart. They get out of every single battle acting as if is was a kid puzzle to figure out...
-_-
Leo: WHA-
Me: *knocks him out with branch* STAWPPPPPP
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THANKS GUYS FOR READING!
I hope you all enjoyed the rants
And I hope I didn't scare you off with all the whales... -_-
*glares at Leo*
Leo: my head hurtsssss....
Percy: *puts on sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT!
Chow Skittles! ;)
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