04. | dating tips

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CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, AND REFERENCES TO SEXUAL CONTENT AND ALCOHOL

TWITTER CHAT
brattytae

JUNGKOOK
you back yet?

JUNGKOOK
taehyung?

JUNGKOOK
i can see that you're reading these

JUNGKOOK
taehyung?

JUNGKOOK
jerk?

JUNGKOOK
bitch ass?

JUNGKOOK
fucking fine

JUNGKOOK
daddy?

TAEHYUNG
so glad you're ready to continue our
sex education class 🥰

TAEHYUNG
and i shall applaud you for remembering
the rules

TAEHYUNG
👏🏻

JUNGKOOK
thanks

JUNGKOOK
i'm ready for this shitty class of yours

JUNGKOOK
amaze me

TAEHYUNG
i'm sorry, mr jeon

TAEHYUNG
i don't feel like you're enjoying this
class as much as i am

JUNGKOOK
that's one way to put it 🙄

JUNGKOOK
what's the point of this lesson?

TAEHYUNG
i'm helping you improve your sex
game

TAEHYUNG
because right now, you have zero sex
appeal and no girl is gonna wanna stick
her hooha anywhere near you

TAEHYUNG
if you catch my drift 😎

JUNGKOOK
i have sex appeal!

TAEHYUNG
keep telling yourself that

TAEHYUNG
to prove my point further, give me your
best pick-up line

JUNGKOOK
i have a really good one, actually

TAEHYUNG
dazzle me

JUNGKOOK
i'm pretty and you're cute

JUNGKOOK
together, we could be pretty cute

TAEHYUNG
...

JUNGKOOK
that's good, right?

TAEHYUNG
not even close 😳

TAEHYUNG
it's never happened before, but that
made my dick crawl back up inside
myself and beg to stay there

TAEHYUNG
that was awful

JUNGKOOK
it wasn't that bad

JUNGKOOK
i thought it was kinda cute 😔

TAEHYUNG
it's cute in a 'i'm not looking for anything
serious, but i would love to see you
naked' way

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