12. | bros being bros

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CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, SEXTING, REFERENCES TO SEXUAL CONTENT, AND SUGGESTIVE PICTURES

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
slut squad 😎

JUNGKOOK
HELP

HOSEOK
i'd rather not help with your boner,
thanks 😌

YOONGI
why the fuck are you hard?

JUNGKOOK
i'm sorry-

JUNGKOOK
did you actually SEE tae's recent
twitter post?

JIMIN
yes, we did

JIMIN
because we have EYES

NAMJOON
wait 😳

NAMJOON
tae made you hard?

JUNGKOOK
his hands made me hard

YOONGI
and you say you're not gay 🤦🏼‍♀️

JUNGKOOK
i'm not!

SEOKJIN
and i'm james corden

JIMIN
🥵

JUNGKOOK
i seriously need help!

JUNGKOOK
how do you get rid of a boner?

JIMIN
i don't wanna help you jerk off 💀

SEOKJIN
i'll do it

JUNGKOOK
i don't want any of you to help me
'jerk off'

JUNGKOOK
i mean, how do you get rid of boners
without actually touching yourself?

YOONGI
seokjin hyung and namjoon can take
it away 😩

JUNGKOOK
hyungs?

JUNGKOOK
help your favourite jungkook 🫶🏻

NAMJOON
you could take a cold shower to get
rid of it

NAMJOON
that usually works

JUNGKOOK
but i just had a shower

NAMJOON
do you want your boner to go away
or not?

JUNGKOOK
yes...

NAMJOON
then take that cold shower 😤

JUNGKOOK
fine, fine

JUNGKOOK
i'll text back and share the results

SEOKJIN
and pictures

HOSEOK
he's so fucking innocent

HOSEOK
imagine not knowing how to get rid
of a boner 😳

YOONGI
like you can talk

HOSEOK
don't you dare

JIMIN
what did he do?

YOONGI
the first time we had sex, he asked
'where's the vagina?'

YOONGI
and my erection fell off 😔

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