King of Monsters

Chomp

When you finally arrive at home everyone goes to shower leaving you outside with Rias carrying Alexa.

Rias: So you're the odd one out?

(Y/N): Ehh I'm just gonna wait and see cause everyone's gonna blame me for bringing in all the sand.

Rias: Wanna shower at my place? With a wave at my hand the house practically cleans itself.

(Y/N): That feels like a trap haha.

Rias: I promise it's not.

(Y/N): If you say so. Given with what we learned I guess we should talk.

After showering at Rias' place you come out rubbing your head with a spare towel. You walk through the hallway, pass by an open door where Rias is changing and quickly walk past it. In the living room Issei is playing a video game.

GZ: *You said we were going to talk to him.*

(Y/N): *Yeah yeah I know.* So Issei what are you playing?

Issei: An adventure style game with Motohama and Matsuda. Oppai warriors three. We're trying to get our characters to level 99 because then they fight with their tops off and man my character looks like she has some milkers.

You look back down the hall to the room Rias is changing.

(Y/N): Uh sure sounds interesting. So let me uh just talk to you for a minute.

Issei: C'mon (Y/N) you know I can't pause an online video game.

(Y/N): Well I can.

You raise your hand and the game pauses.

Issei: Wha...How did you do that!

(Y/N): Takes a while for the stones power to flush out of me.

Issei: Can you make me a uh mouse pad that has this-

(Y/N): Focus Issei. Not sure how long the game will be paused. Where have you been? You missed the...beach episode.

Issei: Oh yea been busy with underworld stuff.

(Y/N): You've been busy, a little too busy one would say.

Issei: Yeah and I finally got break time and I would like to play my new game.

(Y/N): Riser's back.

Issei: Good for him.

(Y/N): He's coming for Alexa. He revived the gods-

GZ: Not gods

(Y/N): The people of Olympus.

Issei: But they have beef with you right? I'm sure you'll finish them off again before they get anywhere near Alexa.

(Y/N): That's not the point-

Issei: Look (Y/N) we just got through a nonstop month of fighting these giant monsters I could use a break. Some of us have jobs.

(Y/N): Jobs? I'm-

Issei: The alpha yeah we know and all you do is sit around all day with your daughters and son.

(Y/N): Hey I keep the titans in check!

Issei: And How well did that work oh wait you came asking for my help wait no you're too good for asking because you get everything!

(Y/N): You ever hear of hard work Boob grabber!?

Issei: Hard work please you got lucky with the alpha titan.

(Y/N): Not this shit again Issei do you need to be reminded of how many universes we broke.

Issei: Oh I remember all of them especially the one you made me dress up to deal with your little burst. Or what we can't talk about that little incident huh?