Hoyoverse x Reader Oneshots

Loucha x Reader

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Today would have been good, great even, if the blonde behind her didn't follow her everywhere. Ever since (Y/n) first him, she has been subject to hell to him.

Didn't help that she met his other self form another world. Looks like all versions of him are obsessed with a woman. At least they look good, can't be ugly and obnoxious.

The heat from the Ramen bowl did nothing to soothe her stress. "You..." (Y/n) sighed, he's here. She didn't owe anyone anything... so why was he after her?

The first one tried to kill her... did he want to the same?

(Y/n) sighed as he sat down next to her. Furious green eyes watched her, "..." (Y/n) fiddled with her chopsticks a bit before eating.

The first thing (Y/n) had to learn was using chopsticks. Ting-Yun taught her. Now that she thought about it. Ting-Yun also introduced them.

'Mingy fox lady...'

"Aren't you going to greet me," he asked, (Y/n) nibbled on her grilled fish. "What do you want blondie." (Y/n) was straight forward, Otto left scars on her psyche that she's still recovering from. He literally shot a chick in the face, (Y/n) was not interested in being stabbed in hers. She's seen him wield a sword. He's also carrying a FFRIGGING casket on his back like it's a travel bag and he HITS people with it too. Like the situation isn't messed up already.

It's always the blondes that are the most unhinged... Just look at Yanqing, little suicidal maniac hunted down a Stellaron Hunter known for violently chopping up people. Against his dad's -general- discretion. And he's 8, imagine this older much experience one before her.

"You seem familiar." 

"I do not know you, neither do you know me." (Y/n) deadpanned, "I cannot help you." 

This guy is dangerous. Not as much as the general but she couldn't take him lightly. 

'What an obnoxious man' 

Stern green eyes burned into her skull, "are you sure, I'm pretty sure I met you before." "you're insane," (Y/n) slurped up a mouthful of noodles. This guy is provoking her. He's definitely insane, 'I need to get out of here.' 

"I'll be honest, you think you know me but you don't, you likely came across another "me" from another world." He hummed, "I come from Earth, a destroyed world, you come from this universe." (Y/n) slurped up the rest of her noodles. She finished her meal and stared at him.

He sighed, "sorry for wasting your time." (Y/n) shook her head and watched as he left. He wasn't crazy like his alternate version, but she didn't care, she didn't want him as any part in her life. 

Here's to hoping she never meets him again.

Maybe this Loucha guy wasn't so bad...

Then his counter path's image appeared in her head, briefly.

'Nevermind not taking any chances.'

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