Hoyoverse x Reader Oneshots

Blade x Warp Trotter! Reader

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Warp trotters were interesting, apart from the one that lived in the IPC, they all stayed away from humans, fed on whatever they could find and kept their distance from every other species. Some people have made meals of the ones they've caught. A few poison cases later and they found that they were inedible but they did taste sweet. These swishy little creatures often found themselves in trouble, often dying than not. It was a miracle that they aren't extinct and still running around.

But this one.

This one!!!

Blade was sick of it. It was f*cking everywhere, cuddling into his body when he slept. Followed him around constantly like a lost puppy and greeted him by the door whenever he cane back from missions. Elios told him to leave it alone. It played a crucial role in a script. He slashed at it once, leaving a scar on its side and cutting one of its... eye? But it came back. At least it became recognizable from the rest of its kind now.

Silver Wolf named it '(y/n)' after a character in a game.

The creature was obnoxious to him but helpful to the others in the base. When it wasn't chasing after him 25/8, it was playing games with Silver Wolf. Despite not having fingers, it gave Silver Wolf a run for her money. It became a regular for (y/n) to tie with her. 

And Sam of all people, liked her. The homicidal robot had a little utility worker (y/n) finding spare bolts and nuts that went missing when he upgraded his systems. But it imprinted on Blade of all people. Even Kafka was confused.

"Go away!" Blade swatted at thing as he exited the bathroom. The thing was just sitting there waiting for him. The man couldn't even take a bath in peace without it scrapping at the door. is this how Jing Yuan felt with his lion?

Even when he left for missions, it was waiting for him to return, like a dog. Silver Wolf said it was like a companion on a journey in a game. His journey to death? 'I doubt (y/n) would want to die because I want to.' But at the rate the thing was going, it might as well follow him.

Blade had a mission, he'll be gone a while... 

Hope she didn't follow him again...

. . .

"Hey, wakie wakie Bladie..."

Blade grumbled, then flew up, the army, where are they?! He was home at the base, with Silver Wolf and Kafka looking at him. (Y/n) wasn't here. She always here when he woke up. 

He felt a little disappointed.

"Where's that stupid thing?"

"It disappeared the same day you left for your mission, hasn't comeback since." His eyebrows raised, that was weird, whenever he came back, (y/n) would always be the first to great him. A happy little squeak and a few bounces around him. 

Now that he thought about it, how did he end up here? at home? Teleport? Wait, teleport!? (Y/n) must've followed him out! 

This is what Elios meant... played a crucial role in a script.

To say he missed (y/n) would be a big understatement. 

. . . .

Are the triangles by their mouths their eyes? If not, what are they then? Came up with the plot a week or two ago. Just went "yeah let's piss off the old man."