the bros: sitting at the table doing absolutely nothing
JD: Hmm
C,F&S: silence
JD: Hmmmmmm
C,F&S: silence
JD: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
C: pulls out a book from his hair that says 'book to read when your brother is hm-ing and you have nothing else to do' and reads it
F: Woah, you read?!
JD: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-
S: John just say it
C: Thank you because I was about to yell at him myself-
F: Seriously, you read?!
C: YES I DO is that such a surprise?!
S&F:
S: I mean yeah
F: Kinda
C: I know how to do more than just be a comedian...! strokes his chin And be the most attractive sibling!
F: Right..
S: Mhm
JD: SHUSH! THE LOTTA YA! I was gonna ask something!
S: Well we're waiting
JD: AHEM! inhale
C: okay look if it's about the last jolly rancher.. floyd took it-
F: dramatic gasp DID NOT!
C: YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE HUNGRY AT NIGHT
F: WHAT? THAT'S YOU!
C: IS NOT...! YEAH!
F: tears up WHY'S THE WORLD SO CRUEL
JD: CAN YOU BOTH NOT-
S: Are you guys really arguing over a jolly rancher- a piece of candy falls from his hair and it turns out to be a blue raspberry jolly rancher.. the best kind
C:
F:
JD:
S:
S: Listen-
JD: NO, ENOUGH! IT'S NOT ABOUT THE STUPID JOLLY RANCHER!
S: Thank goodness eats the jolly rancher that fell out of his hair
C: Is it abou-
JD: NO!
C: You don't even know what I was gonna-!
JD: NO!
F: What is it?
JD: Do.. you guys.. want tooooooooooooo..
JD:
C,S&F:
JD:
JD: Uhm HELLO
Clay: What-
JD: DRUMROLL!
S: Right because we're all definitely mind readers
C,S&F: epic drumroll
JD: dun dun dun dun duuuhhhhhh...
JD: jumps up on the table START A BAND!
C,S&F: stare up at him
F: Uhm.. why?
JD: What do you mean why?! It would be COOL! Plus, we're trolls! The frickin- CEOS of singing and dancing?!
C: Eh, I'm more of a comedian sips a random cup of juice
S: I dunno, it sounds like it'd be kinda fun!
C: You're just saying that because you always claim you're the best singer-
S: Am not...!
C:
S: Mostly!
JD: Guys come on pleeeaaseeee let's just try it! It doesn't have to be anything serious!
F: Hmmm.. sighs and gets up I don't see the harm in it! I do like to sing
JD: There we go! Claaayyyyy?
C: I'm busy is staring at his cup of juice
JD: slaps the cup out of his hand as it breaks on the floor CLAAAYYYY?
C: throws his head back UGHHHHH, if I do this will you stop!
JD: No- I mean yes
C: Alright alright I'll do it
JD: ALRIIIIGHT YEEAAHH
Rosiepuff: WHOEVER JUST BROKE THAT CLEEEEAAAAAN IT UP
C,S,JD&F:
C,S&F: skedaddle away
JD: ugh- SORRY GRANDMA
After only a few hours whatever doubts the boys had were whisked away by their hidden talents that they've unveiled after making their first ever debut
They proceeded to show their family and have gained all of their support as well giving them more motivation to keep going
But so far they've yet to release anything to the public because-
JD: HOLD ON GUYS
F: Yeah?
JD: We don't even have a band name!
C: Well great, now we have a setback
S: Uh, John Clay Floyd Spruce!
C,F&JD:
C: I thought you were the smartest
S: WHAT
JD: No no no that won't do, uhmmm..
F: The sparkle boyz? Grandma told us that whenever we sing she can see a spark in our eyes, TEEHEE
C: no
F:
F: tears up
JD: It has potential, but no.. hmmm
C: OOH OOH, SYNC-N
JD: Wha-
C: Cause we're in SYNC when we sing, and we're SINGIN aka SYNC-N, HAHA YOU GET IT, YOU GET RIGHT? HA, HAHA- yeah okay scratch that too
JD: siighhh We gotta think of a name- GAAAASP
F: What is it?!
JD: BROZONE!!!!!!
C,F&S:
S: AWH THAT'S SO SICK I WOULD'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
C: YEAH LET'S DO IT!
F: Isn't- isn't that just what grandma and mom and dad called the rooms we weren't supposed to leave out of?
JD: Uh YEAH, and that's exactly why it FITS! It's just so US! We're bros, AND we've got a zone! It started with us and it'll continue with us!
F: Huh.. I never thought of it that way, I LIKE IT!
JD: So Brozone it is?!
S&F: YEAH!
C: Nah now I don't like it
JD: TOO BAD!
C: Yeah saw that comin
And that's how Brozone, became Brozone :)
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The Brozone Chronicles!
Humorbrozone story + brozone oneshots 😁 these characters don't belong to me! all rights go to dreamworks nor are these stories canon, just for fun and my interpretation of these lil nutjobs 😊 CAN'T WAIT FOR TROLLS 3 (it was so fucking good)
