The Brozone Chronicles!

The Chain Virus

Inspired by OpefuLee chaotic childhood ☠ this gotta be the most chaotic one yet so far LMFAOOO

RP: BOYSSSSS

RP: You all need to come down here and finish this pasta salad I made for you all! I'm not letting it go to waste like a bunch of other meals I made for you did!

JD: But Grandmaaaa-

RP: No! Down here, now!

BroZ: all trudge downstairs in a single file line and walk to the kitchen where Grandma is pointing to a bowl of pasta salad..that does not look fresh

C: cringes ..you want us to finish that-

RP: Look here- everytime I cook for you five you never finish it, so I'm gonna start making you finish what I already made before I decide to cook anything else!

S: But Grandma that actually doesn't look-

JD: It's not-

RP: Enough! Grab a plate and get munchin!

C: WHY DOESN'T BRANCH HAVE TO

RP: Because he's still a baby so he has an excuse

B: laughs

C: Little shi-

RP: HEY

JD: But he knows how to talk a little more now!

RP: LISTEN, nobody's leaving this table until these plates are empty, ALL OF EM

BroZ: look at each other worriedly then back at the.. definitely not fresh food and walk over to the cabinet to grab their own plates and forks

RP: There you go. I'll be back later to check and make sure you've all finished. starts walking away make sure to try and be done before bed too!

BroZ: all sit down

JD: Ughhhhh do we seriously have to EAT THIS, we ate some like a few days ago!!

S: It doesn't even.. look right pokes with his fork it definitely didn't look like this when we first ate it- which was barely any

F: yea, what's this blue spotty stuff? tilts his head and moves it closer to his plate and gets a whiff of it and jumps back AH, and whats that smell?!!

JD: I would've made us something but Grandma barely lets me in the kitchen as it is, only when she's sleeping am I able to actually able to cook stuff-

C: Yeah gotta admit, ever since you first started learning how to cook I'd rather be eating it than stuff like this grabs a piece and holds it to his face then bites it a little and holds back the urge to throw the fork across the room yeah

JD: Maybe she's trying to poison us..

F: Grandma wouldn't do that! Maybe it still tastes good!

C: Yeah okay let's make Floyd eat for us then

F: HUH raises his head

S: smacks the back of his head

S: Guys come on if we dont just eat it and get it over with we're not leaving this table

C: Orrrr we can throw it in the TRASH

S: Hmm nah I don't think John can eat that much

JD: WHAT

C: Ooooh good one

S&C: smirk and dap each other up

JD: slams the table and stands up in his chair YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCHA-