Today was quite a rough and rainy day outside in Trolls Village, so everyone of course was cooped up in their pods, making sure to have stocked up on enough food seeing as they'd all be stuck in there for a while.
Now stormy days were rare in troll village, but that didn't stop them from coming every so often, and sometimes that would make it hard to be able to tell when it WOULD rain, given as trolls are usually very active and outdoorsy people.
This day though, specifically, the five chaotic brothers that we all know as Brozone, were meant to go to a concert today to perform, but it unfortunately got cut short due to the unexpected weather (and we can all probably guess who was the most pissed off about that-)
As if they've never all participated in indoor activities in their lives, this would all leave them with the question:
What do you do during a storm?
JD: kicks the door down while water drips from his body UUUUUGGGHHH THIS IS BULLSH-
RP: Don't you SAY IT-
puts her hair umbrella downJD: crosses his arms and plops on the ground..while soaked
S: Dude did you actually run through the rain? You're so dramatic-
C: I would judge you too but I lowkey wanted to run in the rain too- Grandma stopped me before I could after he ran off tho
JD: WE WERE ALMOST THEREEE!! WE HAVE BEEN PRACTICING AND REHEARSING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK
C: Yeah like every other concert-
RP: Everyone is alright, right? shuts the door and lets go of Floyd's hand We're lucky the storm didn't get super bad on our way back
F: We're okay Grandma! looks up at his hair as Branch comes out
B: OKIE!
C: Can I pleeeeaasseeee go run around and scream like a maniac in the rainnnn-
RP: No Clay, I don't need any of you getting sick again..seriously
C: I'll just be in the front yard!!
RP: I said no! Now everyone go ahead and get settled I'm gonna get lunch started walks to the kitchen
C: Huff- flops back on the couch and takes out a book that says 'Book to read when your boring old grandma won't let you go bask in the rain'
JD: Is NO ONE BOTHERED ABOUT THE FACT OUR CONCERT GOT CANCELED TODAY!!
S: It's storming doofus what did you expect to happen-
JD: WE COULDA GRINNED AND BEARED IT! WE'VE NEVER HAD A CONCERT CANCELED BEFORE
C: Get over it already- closes his book and climbs off the couch and walks away
F: It's okay John, I'm sad too.. but we always have next time! pats his arm
JD: Yeah, that totally makes me feel better moves his hand away and gets up and sits by himself somewhere else
F: frowns
S: Don't take your square crybaby problems out on Floyd-
JD: I don't know how you're not all comprehending that this is a very serious MATTER-
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The Brozone Chronicles!
Humorbrozone story + brozone oneshots 😁 these characters don't belong to me! all rights go to dreamworks nor are these stories canon, just for fun and my interpretation of these lil nutjobs 😊 CAN'T WAIT FOR TROLLS 3 (it was so fucking good)