Today was a special day for the Brozone brothers!
And they were just about to find out why.
Mama Brozone (listen I don't wanna name them in case we get flashbacks of them in the movie): Boyssss come in here!!
The boys:
MB:
MB: Ahem
MB: I said BOYSSSS COME IN HEREEEEE
Clay: Yall hear somethin? reading a book that says book to read when your mom is calling and you're trying to act like you don't hear her
JD: Not a thing
Floyd: No wait I think that's mom calli-
JD&C: SHHHHHH
F:
F: tears up
S: Guys that's mo-
C: SHHHHHH!!!!
S: YOU SHUSH
C: SHUSH YOUR BUTT
S: NO YOURS
F: STOP YELLING sobs
JD: Can you all not-
DB: Did our sons go deaf while we were gone
MB: I literally hear them up there fussing they know they can hear me
MB: But don't worry I know what to do
MB: Ahem Fine! I guess you don't wanna know about the surprise we have for you all!!
The boys: SURPRISE???
S: MOVE ME FIRST jumps up and runs out the door
JD: NUH UH OLDEST GOES FIRST dashes after him
F: HEY WAIT FOR ME gets up
C: NO WAITS I WANT MY SURPRISE runs out the door
F: SHE SAID ITS FOR ALL OF US NOT JUST YOU runs after him
they all run into the living room where their mother and father are standing proudly
C: stops in front of them next to JD and Spruce I dunno I coulda sworn I heard her says "WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR CLAY"
MB: chuckles Well my sweet little musicians, now that you're all here-
DB: We have something we wanna show you!
JD: IS IT THOSE NEW COOL LOOKING GLASSES WITH THE PURPLE TINT IN THEM
MB: No
F: IS IT THAT NEW SPARKLY EARRING? I REEEALLY WANT IT
MB: No-
C: OOH HOW ABOUT THOSE WRIST BANDS THAT TOTALLY MATCH MY VEST
MB: No!
S: WAFFLES??
JD,F&C:
MB&DB:
S: Just say no
C: I really thought you were the smartest
S: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS
DB: Boys, we already got you those things as gifts after your debut of your first song last week-
The boys:
The boys: OHHHHHHHHHHH
F: Now I remember
YOU ARE READING
The Brozone Chronicles!
Humorbrozone story + brozone oneshots 😁 these characters don't belong to me! all rights go to dreamworks nor are these stories canon, just for fun and my interpretation of these lil nutjobs 😊 CAN'T WAIT FOR TROLLS 3 (it was so fucking good)