JD: finishes writing something Okay, how does this sound-
JD: A H E M-
JD: gets up and climbs on a desk and starts dancing
BABY DON'T WORRY~
YOU ARE MY ONLY~
YOU WON'T BE LONELY~
EVEN IF THE SKYYY IS FALLIIIIN DOWN~
S,F:
B: YAAAAAAAAAY clapping
S: Why do we still let you write the lyrics-
F: I liked it!
JD: YEAHHH SEE, SEE FLOY'S GOT TASTE
S: Floyd did you actually like it-
F: ....no shakes his head slowly
JD: I don't like any of you- walks away and throws the paper to the side
S: You know- gets up why don't you just let one of us write a song for a change-
JD: No way! turns around First off only the leader aka yours truly gets to-
S: Oh yeah definitely didn't see that one coming-
JD: And second! puts a finger up you guys would write about stuff that's FAR from the Brozone vibe!
S: How would you know if you've never even let us try??
F: I can do it John! Watch me watch me! clears his throat F is for friends who do stuff togethe-
JD: NO!!!
F:
F: tears up ..b-but it's spongebo-
JD: GAAAAGHHHH pulls on his hair YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!!
S: No I really don't-
JD: And then YOU- points at Spruce would try and write about something all LOVEY DOVEY waves his hands around
S: I'm the heartthrob not the romantic!
JD: SAME THING!!!
S: No.. no it's not-
JD: AND THEN CLAY WOULD- wait, where is Clay?
S: Huh scratches his hair yeah, actually, where is he?
H I C C U P
S: ...was that a-
F: AAAAAAHHHHH- MONSTER!!! falls on the floor and crawls underneath his bed
JD: That- sounded like a-
H I C C U P
S: Yeah that was a hiccup-
JD: Do you think that was-
C: IM GONNA FREAKING- hiccup GAAAAAAAH
JD: Yeah that was him-
S: Oh boy sigh alright let's go see what's going on walks toward the door
JD: Let's??
S: stops and turns around towards him slowly
JD: ...okay okay fine follows him
YOU ARE READING
The Brozone Chronicles!
Humorbrozone story + brozone oneshots 😁 these characters don't belong to me! all rights go to dreamworks nor are these stories canon, just for fun and my interpretation of these lil nutjobs 😊 CAN'T WAIT FOR TROLLS 3 (it was so fucking good)