F: is finishing setting up a mini tea party with his dolls in their room
F: Okay everyone! sits up For today's tea party we're not gonna be having tea! Instead we're gonna be having the juice from McDonald's that the worker Lee who I don't know how I remember their name gave us because it was really good today and I want YOU guys to try it!
F: smiles while pouring juice in a cup Here Mr. Tweedle Dee, you can pour some over to Mr. Tweedle Dum! passes the teapot over to the doll
F: But make sure to save some for Mrs. Nesbitt! points to a rip off of a buzz lightyear doll in a.. ripped tutu
N: ......I aM mRs.. starts to malfunction due to being a butt booty old from 1995 ...nECkzzz..b-b-bbUtT..- has a mini explosion and leans forward while small smoke comes out of it
F: sits there and watches as the doll just evaporates
F: .........so who's ready to try it! raises his cup in the air
All of the dolls just sit there, not saying anything because they're f*cking dolls
N: .........bursts into flames
F: YAY!!!
F: Hmmmm.. how about you try first Ken??
Floyd pointed to a ken doll with drawn on angry eyebrows that Clay drew on while he was asleep for absolutely no reason, but he still kept him anyway because he loved all of his toys
F: Awwww.. it's not kenough?? Well I have to make sure everyone else gets some, and barbie too, remember??
Ke:
F: ...oh right, I forgot you found her with another ke- how about you Yoshi?
Y:
Y: falls over off the chair
F: HOORAY!!
F: And you Mrs. Nesbitt? I know you got here kind of late!!
N: is literally just laying there in flames
F: You wanna cheers?? Okay!!
F: takes his juice cup and bumps it with hers but the juice spills on the floor and hits the doll too, stopping the fire
F: gasp Oh no!! Sorry Mrs. Nesbitt! Ugh now I gotta clean this up sighs and stands up
F: Okay everyone, I will be riiiight back- don't eat too much cake cebause remember floydie says-
F: points a finger upward while smiling too much cake makes tummy ache!
The dolls still say nothing
Ke: falls over this time
F: YAY!! Okay be right back! leaves the room while singing aaallll my liiiifeee--
N: ........bursts into flames again
C: walks into the room casually singing as well all my life- sees the mess and the burning doll
C: WHAT THE HE-
C: Actually, you know what- I've seen worse walks out the room
B: crawls from under Floyd's bed for whatever reason I WANT JUICE FROM MCDONA- sees all the chaos
B: .....YAAAAYYYYY!! claps
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F: is humming and skipping from out of his room when he hears Grandma humming as well and turns to look over at her door, getting closer to it seeing that it's slightly cracked open
YOU ARE READING
The Brozone Chronicles!
Humorbrozone story + brozone oneshots 😁 these characters don't belong to me! all rights go to dreamworks nor are these stories canon, just for fun and my interpretation of these lil nutjobs 😊 CAN'T WAIT FOR TROLLS 3 (it was so fucking good)
