Christmas Special coming soon ! (probably a two parter with possible drawings too 👀) stay TUUUUUNED
RP: humming while handling dishes and moving stuff around in the kitchen
B: is wobbling around the corner and smells something sweet, holding onto the wall to find Grandma mixing something in a bowl
B: Mama? tilts his head
RP: Hm? turns her head to see Branch and smiles oh well hello there my youngest peachfuzz, you done caught Grandma in the middle of her cooking!
RP: Well, actually I'm baking something right now, and it's a surprise! winks and whispers
B: laughs and sputters
RP: Don't tell your brothers! I want us aaaalll to enjoy it together dumps the mix into a pan and carries it over to the oven
B: BABABA walks closer
RP: Oh oh, be careful! puts the pan in the oven and closes it, quickly grabbing Branch and walking out the kitchen with him
B: MAMAAAA
RP: chuckles Oh sweetheart, it's Grandma. Grand-ma
B: GRRRAND sputters MA
RP: There you go! Now sayyyy- Fluffleeee
B: FFFFFWLUFFLE
RP: Berryyyy-
B: BAAAAAREY
RP: Cake!
B: GAKE
RP: Close enough!
RP: That's what I'm making for all your brothers, and you boops his nose
B: giggles YAAAAAY
RP: But as I said it's a surprise, this is my first time making this so it'll be a surprise for me too!
RP: puts Branch down You go on ahead and play with your brothers, I'm sure they're up doing some wacky doo hickey nonsense-
B: BROTHERWS climbs up the stairs with his stubby feet
RP: sighs now to wait for this timer to go o-
DING DING DING
RP: ..hm, love the plot convenience walks over to the oven
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B: ABABABA stobbles over to the boys' room
B: SQUARE MAN!
JD: slowly looks over ......that's the first thing you say-
C: sees Branch enter the room whaddup Branch, wanna watch the ending of one piece with us
S: For the LAST AND FINAL TIME WE ARE NOT WATCHING THAT-
C: WE ARE IF YOU'D JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE
F: I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH DORA!!!
S: I will shove this rectangular device down my pants and no one's gonna watch anything-
C: WE'RE MISSING THE PREMIERE!!!
JD: You guys are so dramatic- eats popcorn
S: Yeah you're one to talk big brother square-
YOU ARE READING
The Brozone Chronicles!
Humorbrozone story + brozone oneshots 😁 these characters don't belong to me! all rights go to dreamworks nor are these stories canon, just for fun and my interpretation of these lil nutjobs 😊 CAN'T WAIT FOR TROLLS 3 (it was so fucking good)