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The Featherington family

My lady lord whistleton here along with her lady cassandra Gillard there here to talk about who next to marry into the featherington family.

Ah, excellent, lead our guests to the tea room, and could you bring some refreashments? Yes, my lady.

Shall we go down to the tea room, come on, ladies' lilac ,rosa, lilly, poppy , Christina pipa Melanie should we wake up lady Rachel and Joanne
No, there fine where they are.

The girls all get ready to impress the suiter.
The girls are all ready their mother walks down first, and she makes her way into the tea room.

Good day to you, captain Montgomery
Good day to you, Lord hexon
Miss the doorbell again. Shall I get it? Yeah, Balthroy.

Good day to you master balthory
Please keep it down they lady of the house may hear.
Well, I came to introduce myself to the
All the nabours.
Wait, I recognise your broach may I enquire you married lord holmes?

Indeed, I did. I wanted to come formally introduce all my sons.
This is sherlock sherlock , Sherrinford
Eurus , sherwood holmes.
Is it true, my lady, you're pregnant again.
My my news travels fast, and yes, indeed, I have  mycroft here is going to introduce them with me he also a holmes.

Behind Violet holmes is the Crawford family boys and their mother
And behind the Crawford are Hawkhurst family may the best man win says lord baron.

Balthory says Lord Baron, you don't have an invitation if you want me to let you in shut up and wait your turn.

Master balthory deliberating that's a first I said stand up for your self my dearest and you have.
My lady crane and soon to be my wife, what brings you here well, my brother poor thing is bedridden in hospital poor thing tried shooting the rabbits but actual shot his penis off.

Balthory says omg I know I shouldn't laugh at my future brother in law but how could you accidently shoot your  balls off?
Well, I was drunk as newt. I thought I shot a rabbit. The rest explains itself.

My my haven't we been busy no wonder he shot his penis off its because his sex life died can you blame him.
Said the voice in the shadows his sexless life is to do with the lowlife current state of life, which is pitiful indeed, but we have all been here in some part of our own lives.
Kick the man down when you can all see he shot his own balls off. we you all didn't pressure him he may not have done it.

Futher more, this is a hospital, not a bloody spectacle one night at the opera, so I suggest you keep your voices down
Or reframe from talking unless you have something to talk about without bringing this poor bastard balls up in every conversation.

A doctor, sudden walks in all of you, get out your currently raising my patient blood pressure. Everyone leaves on laugh, hey you OK? Yeah, it just their way of coping.

I see i think it's them who need to be admitted to a hospital and not a general.
Haha, best laugh. Ouch.
So, do you know how long you would say I can use it again?

It will take six months to fully heal.
That's what the doctor said. Anyway, were here with these suiters to see which of them your daughter will choose.

Lady featherington calls the girls in they all show like cattle paraided around, like slabs of meat.

Violet holmes left mycroft in charge of the boys.
Sherlock was too busy looking at the paper head lines, taking notes of the crime splattered on the paper.

Lady fatheringtons daughters, most of them choose their partners.
Execpt a lady Lucy she had her eyes fixed on sherlock.

Who's he with the paper?
Mycroft said that there is the junior detective sherlock holmes, but I wouldn't declare your feelings to him
He so shallow, and the only woman preive to gain is attention is that damn newspaper.

Sherlock replies to his brother. Well, mycroft is only half right. I do particular like women, but a love life right now wouldn't be far to chase. I ain't a track dog chasing a delectable rabbit. I don't agree with the whole hunt. Futher more, a woman like this candle is delicate and yet so fragile they put on makeup to hide their true face, and there decorated up like cattle for foxes and wolves to hunt.

Also, mycroft there a difference to why I ain't up for the chase I prefer well educated women then the clumsy who have there heart on the sleeve.
What was it, edgar said, " A sparrow who wears their heart upon a slave like a mayflower thy dwindle rot and decay sets in thou body will be snuffed out like this moth to thy flame.

Innocents will be lost but bleed out beautifully.
I can't remember the exact poem to where that's from.

The young woman says that poem was never printed after the death of sir edgar they printed just a handful of his macabre tails.

If I remember sherlock it was your very father on that case however he dropped it in a instant could of been the actions of his wife.

Sherlock replies I ain't here for fairy tails or balls even the ball doesn't have any balls why use the world ball if the ballroom doesn't have balls.
It's a silly word to make sound enchanting to bring young ladies to dream of having the perfect partner.

Plus lady feathering I don't wish to speak out of term its time for me to take my leave mycroft tell my mother I will reconvene back at home I'm off to see lastrade I have solved the case.

Sherlock grabs hid coat accidently loses his handkerchief the lady sees it runs after sherlock hey wait here.
Sherlock takes it but leaves her with a card open it when I leave.

The girl opens it nor I nor another deserves happiness the world universe
Is full of better people to be matched with later down the years I will be more ingrossed in solving cases you still be a wall flower that is why I cannot be with you or any women in fact because family men of holmes are ment for working and no distractions there for am all ready married to solving crimes nice knowing you sherlock.

Ps your the most beautiful one there you don't need to be paraded I offer this advice go to school get educated make something of your self don't become like your sisters they end up in a broffle house before there 30.