CUPID ୨୧ bllk chatfic.

06.

꒰🧸꒱ ; — TWILIGHT !

[y/n] furiously tapped on the keys of her laptop as she and nagi fought azhdaha. "my hu tao is literally about to die." the girl groaned. "should've brought a shield character." the white-haired replied on call.

"maybe if you didn't switch your character into zhongli and let me bring my zhongli instead then i would've survived!" just on cue, hu tao died along with [y/n]'s lvl 60 bennett. nagi hummed in amusement.

[y/n] scoffs at her screen. "you suck at dodging." he comments. "sei, i love you but you should shut the fuck up."

the girl picked up her phone and opened her messages.

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BLUECOCKADOODLEDOO

9:31 pm [JP] | 1:31 pm [LDN]

bachira
I HAVENT BEEN EXPOSEF TO THE SUN OFR
SO LONG
I FEEL LIKE AN 18TH CENTURY VAMPIRE

chigiri
notice how there aren't any windows in
this building
yk im surprised none of us suffocate to death
in here whenever there's a black out

isagi
literally an isolated prison fr

bachira
maybe we are beinf observed and
experimenbted on
THE CRAZY ENDURANCE TESTS SAYS IT ALL
GUYS
WE ARE LITERALLY VAMPIRES ?!?!?!?
who tryna be the bella swan to my
edward cullen 😩😩👹🧛🏻‍♂️🩸

[y/n]
me
😔😟🥺😖😋

bachira
MY LIL BLOOD GIZMO
🤩😍😋🩸🦇

reo
what's with the emojis

[y/n]
MY LIL GLOSSIPHONIIDAE
🤭🩸🥰😋🤗

bachira
CRYJNF PLS WTF IS THAT
OUT OF ALL THE ENDEARMENTS
U COULDVE USED FOR ME
😭😭

reo
it's a leech basically 💀

eita
i searched it up and i suddenly
developed a new phobia

karasu
it looks like a booger tfym😃

nagi
[y/n] i logged off the game im lseepy

[y/n]
OH u can sleep now
im gonna leave the call too

bachira
YOUVE BEEN PLAYING WITH NAGI
ALL ALONGHQUSHD??!?
watch me install genshin just to
steal all your time away🥰

nagi
no its our thingg

[y/n]
dw sei i'll find another game
for meguru and i 😚🤗

bachira
ARE U LITERALLY SIDIKG WITH HIM RN
IM EILLING TO WAUT 5 MF HOURS JUST FOR
THIS GAME TO COMPLETE ITS INSTALKATON
AND TAJE 96% OF MY STORAGE 🤬🤬🤬
i feel beyond betrayed [y/n] 💔

[y/n]
NO
MF WE OBVI GONNA PLAY
STARDEW AND HAVE OUR OWN
HAPPILY EVER AFTER THERE
🙄🙄

bachira