CUPID ୨୧ bllk chatfic.

22.

꒰🧸꒱ ; — THE HORROR !

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it was another boring monday morning.

[y/n] was free for the day but she had zero plans for the sake of her own entertainment. she laid on her bed, sulking.

her friends were busy taking gym class with their instructors in blue lock.

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MOM IGNORE THIS 👼
9:42 am

[y/n]
guys
guys
guys
guys
gays
do you ever wonder what
else could be out there
the universe is like infinite ykykyk
what if there was another me
what if aliens were actually real and
they don't look like those green musty
mfs that's shaped like megamind but
they deadass look like jake sully omfg
what if they've been monitoring us
the entire time and using us as lab rats
(kinda into that)
what if they can take shape of a human
and disguise themselves among us
what if one of you guys was an alien
all along waiting for the opportunity to
kidnap someone from blue lock w a ufo

kurona
[y/n] 😦
are you okay

nagi
[y/n]
we need you back
here on earth

reo
should i be concerned rn
💀💀

bachira
NAHH
because what if aliens
are actually humans who
evolved through time travel

shidou
the real question is
how tf do aliens mate
do they like have the same
instruction manual like we do
or do they just touch hands and
alien babies bursts out of the
alien vagina

chigiri
so are you ill on the head or
are you just bored

[y/n]
i'm so bored i might just
kms and reincarnate into an alien
then revisit earth to ease all
curiosity

eita
[y/n] is the hero (alien)
humanity needed

bachira
YOU GO GIRL GET THAT
ALIENUSSY‼️‼️

isagi
i feel like aliens would be surprised
by how we react on the daily
🤷🏻‍♂️ no i am not scared of being
abducted if it means i could
run away from k*iser

eita
mf would think he's in a sci-fi
movie where the alien spares him
and falls in love

karasu
LMFAO GELP