If Only We Knew - Camp Cretaceous - (Brooklynn x Male Reader)

s. 5 ep. 8 Clean Break

POV: Kenji

It was a bright sunny morning on Isla Nublar. My dad and Dodgson watched on as Me, Hawkes, and the other mercenaries loaded the dinos into the storage units. They were to be loaded onto a massive cargo ship that had docked here early in the morning.

I controlled Toro, walking into my assigned storage container as Hawkes loaded Limbo.

"I gotta hand it to you, Daniel. You put on a heck of a show." Dodgson said

"When this kind of money is on the table, I can move mountains." My dad replied. "Two weeks and I'll have the assets ready and control chips ready for you." he reached his hand out for him to shake.

"About that," Dodgson interrupted. "For the price, I've quoted you, I'm gonna need a little more."

My dad looked annoyed. This isn't what they'd agreed on.

"Nothing fancy." Dodgson continued. "Just some DNA sam-"

Before he could finish his sentence, a gas leak on the cargo ship caught fire and the whole thing exploded, killing everyone, including my dumbass, the end.

Did you actually think I was gonna write the script for the episode where Kenji gets in touch with his feelings via Mae stating things that should be obvious, while on the other side of the island, Brandon gets a Jurassic tour from the two worst camp counselors in history? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. If you want that, go watch the episode. I know you have Netflix. Don't lie to me. Or you can listen to this song.

To the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire:

*ahem* Something, something, Bumpy's cage,

Dodgson wants dino DNA,

Hawkes is a dick,

Mae's a bitch,

Roxie's a fine ass ho.

It's the old camp of Mich and Tiff,

Damn, she was a total bitch,

Brand's a bum,

Dave is dumb,

Kenji's still pretty low.

*upbeat music*

Kon wants the internet,

Kenji's starting to resent,

As a father, Kon sucks,

He's got the big bucks.

Mitch's guns, full of lead,

Oh, yeah there's a severed head,

Dave puked,

Brand's a bitch,

I wanna throw them all in a ditch.

Fuck Camp Cretaceous. Season 3 was the best, so why didn't you put it to rest?

Fuck Camp Cretaceous. You had all the potential but then you went mental.

There's a Ceratosaurus,

The only thing that rhymes is Boris,

Oh shit, Kon checked the cams,

He knows the kids are out.

Kenji broke into Bumpy's cage,

It makes him filled with rage,

Kon is fucking pissed,

He's finna whip out the glock.

Mae just straight-up dipped,

Kenji leaves cuz he's flipped,

Mae gets rid of the DNA,

Everybody shouted hooray!

 Parasaurolophus,

I'm about to bust,

That was gross,

Sorry to boast,

Also, Kenji's a good guy now!

Fuck Camp Cretaceous. It baffles my mind. They chose the wrong storyline.

Fuck Camp Cretaceous. This is a fucking kid's show. Why does it piss me off, bro?

(And then Mae leaves after talking to Kenji and finds the other adults)

Should I write more of this song?

Oh... Also...

Eat some waffles and tell your mom you love her. Bye.