Oh wow, whats that? Another day at work spent talking to the incubi all day? What a surpriseeeeeeeee. (Im as sick of this opening as you are, trust me)
Kat: -And thats how i got banned from every Mcdonalds in Hell.
Y/n: ...Huh, what? Sorry, i was zoned out for the last hour.
Ace: Awh, really? You just missed the best story Kat has ever told.
Y/n: I didnt miss all of it. Something about a... Mcdonalds... uh, a lot of guns and violence... Uhm, an explosion, im pretty sure?
Kat: And a lot more.
Y/n: Ugh... Can you just tell the story again?
Kat: Do you have another hour?
You look down at your watch, then back up at Kat.
Y/n: ...Yes.
Kat: Alright, it all started in the Sloth ring-
Kat is interrupted by Vortex coming out of Verosika's office.
Vortex: Hey, Y/n? Verosika wants to talk to you.
Y/n: Oh, uhm, alright.
You start to walk towards Verosika's office.
Josh: Why did you stop? I wanted to hear the story again.
Kat: Oh. So anyway-
You walk into Verosika's office and take a seat infront of her.
Y/n: What's up, Babe? Is something wrong?
Verosika: No, the opposite! Ive got great news!
Y/n: Oh? Well what is it?
Verosika: Do you remember on the night of our double date a few days ago with Ace and Josh i said that i may be able to get a concert set up?
Y/n: Yeah?
Verosika: Well, ive gotten comfirmation that i can start setting up the concert!
Y/n: Oh, thats great!
Verosika: I know!
Y/n: When is the concert happening?
Verosika: Sometime next month.
Y/n: Oh, well im just happy that i can finally do my job again!
Verosika: And im happy i can finally do another live performance! Ah, im just in such a good mood! Y/n! How about... I give you a little treat tonight?~
Y/n: A treat? What do you me- oh.
You realize what she means and you start to blush.
Y/n: Oh, i see what you mean.
Verosika: Well?~ Would you be up for it?~
Y/n: O-of course i would!
Verosika: I knew you would~ Good boy~
You walk out of the office completely flustered.
Y/n: Welp, im gonna be fucking Verosika tonight.
Ace: Too much information, Y/n.
Josh: Not to mention, you interrupted Kat's brilliant Mcdonalds story.
Kat: Yeah Y/n-
Josh: Shut up Kat.
Y/n: Oh, uh, sorry i guess.
~timeskip~
The bedroomYou and Verosika are sitting in bed, violently, yes violently, making out. You two are basically eating eachother's faces off.
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"You're cute~" [Verosika Mayday x shy male reader]
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