Harry Potter Twitter AU

𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋𝕃𝕐 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝕄 - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℂ𝕆 𝕁𝕆𝕀ℕ𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℂ𝕆𝕂𝔼 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝔾

Post :
@BookWorm<3 - istg- if someone steals my cocaine again, we throwin hands

Comments :
@MionesHimbo - how are you even getting cocaine-
@loonylover - I hope you share???
@loonyluna - Mione I'm out of weed, you got some?
  |@BookWorm<3 - nah I've only got enough to last me till tomorrow. ask nev
    |@loonyluna - aight
@loonyluna - hey @plantguy101 me and Mione need some weed. you got the shit grown?
  |@plantguy101 - yeah I do. come on up!

Post :
@BookWorm<3
@Minnie do you want me to get your joints while I'm up here and run em down to you?

Comments :
@Minnie - Yes, please. My head is killing me. Sirius and James just stopped by
  |@hazzap._. - wait what???

Post :
Yeah. why?
*@BookWorm<3 Reposted @NOExplosives tweet "just woke up from a nap and y'all let SEAMUS throw a PARTY that has FIREWORKS??"*

Comments :
@NOExplosives - OMG How much shit did y'all blow up? Jesus fucking Christ
  |@YESExplosives - chillaxxx baby we didn't blow nothing up <3
@lifesalie - @NOExplosives he bombed the homeless shelter
    |@YESExplosives - fucking snitch
      |@NOExplosives - you blew up WAHT????

Post :
@MionesHimbo
Mione, pass me a joint, will ya? Ferret and Blaise are giving me a fucking headache bc they're so far up their own asses it's unhealthy

Comments :
@BookWorm<3 - aw my poor baby 🥺 come on up, I'll let you in and we can smoke it together ❤️
@lifesalie - 1. SAPPY MFS ISTG MAN 2. What the fuck, Pans?? 😭
@number1b1tch - Oh fuck you too 🖕
@nottyoursb1tch - LMAOO IMAGINE

Post :
@BookWorm<3
smokin a joint w my baby @MionesHimbo love you babyy

Comments :
@hazzap._. - I gotta agree w @lifesalie you're SAPPY AF
  |@BookWorm<3 - fuck you, too
@loonylover - Loving the energy that's been created
  |@number1b1tch - same ngl. you got any cocaine you could share?
    |@hazzap._. - Draco NO

Post :
@number1b1tch
Harry you are in no position to tell me what I can and cannot sniff. right now I'm sniffing cocaine with gin fuck off you knockoff of your hot ass dad 🖕

Comments :
@hazzap._. - fuck you, too, god damn-
@ILoveFood - this is fucking fantastic oml-
@Minnie - normally I'd be upset with you but this is comedy for free so, who wants to join me for popcorn and hot cocoa while we watch this go down?
  |@loonyluna - me, please!
  |@oldman - oooh Minnie save a seat for me!

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Final part for today. Enjoy!

-Author