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𝔽𝕃𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕋𝕆 𝕊ℂℍ𝕆𝕆𝕃 - 𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕆𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕃𝔼 𝔽ℝ ℂℝ𝔸ℤ𝕐

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@plantguy101
Theo dorm 15 minutes errybody else better clear tf out

Comments :
@nottyoursb1tch - be there in 5 🤭
@ILoveFood - harry's too busy plowing malfoy in the slytherin dormitory so imma clear out to the courtyard w blaise 💀

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@bottomsup_2
yall what is going on in that dorm 💀 the whole gryffindor house can hear the noises most of us left

Comments :
@loonylover - I can hear it and I'm in Minnie's classroom for detention 💀
  |@Minnie - I can hear it too and I am NOT touching that damn door
@MionesHimbo - I'm in the dungeons and I can hear them where is their silencing charm 💀
@NOExplosives - Seamus and I left.. for a week.. and this shit happened.. what the fuck?

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@YESExplosives
I am in America and can hear two people in the dorm.. what-?

Comments :
@lifesalie - them mfs are dedicated 💀
@loonyluna - help they didn't even close the curtains I was tryna put up a silencing charm- 😭
@BookWorm<3 - oh my god 💀
  |@hazzap._ - who? 🤨 but in all seriousness WHAT 😭

Post :
@number1b1tch
um Harry and I just woke up and we can hear everybody crying and a loud creaking noise- wtaf?

Comments :
@hazzap._ - Neville is plowing Theo and Seamus and Dean could hear it in America 💀

Post :
@bottomsup_2
help this is torture

Comments :
@loonylover - they even refuse to shut their curtains so now Luna is crying 😨
  |@ILoveFood - if Luna's crying we're doomed

Post :
@Minnie
It has been 30 minutes, why are they still going? HOW are they still going??

Comments :
@number1b1tch - don't ask us- oh thank fuck they just stopped 😭
@nottyoursb1tch - it's called dedication and for the record we are literally just too tired to keep on Nev is getting the energy replenishing potions rq
  |@plantguy101 - I got them
    |@loonyluna - PUT ON A FUCKING SILENCING CHARM OR I WILL MARCH UP AND MURDER YOU
      |@plantguy101 - okay we'll put one up now bye

Post :
@lifesalie
okay so I think the knowledge of them still plowing is terrifying-

Comments :
@YESExplosives - THEY'RE STILL GOING???
  |@BookWorm<3 - yeah they are 💀
    |@NOExplosives - oh fuck that shit
@loonylover - I'm gonna go kms
  |@ILoveFood - let me join pls
    |@loonylover - better hurry on down then

Post :
@hazzap._
Oh god Theo and Neville just came stumbling into the Slytherin dorm-

Comments :
@MionesHimbo - Nev is literally having to help him stand 💀
@nottyoursb1tch - mind ur business whores

Post :
@nottyoursb1tch
@Minnie I won't be in class for a week bc I cannot walk

Comments :
@Minnie - I don't even care just please just use silencing charms BEFORE traumatizing the whole school
  |@plantguy101 - sorry Minnie

Post :
@plantguy101
I'm not sorry at all in the slightest

Comments :
@MionesHimbo - I will literally stab u