Harry Potter Twitter AU

ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔻𝕆𝕄 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝔽𝔽𝕊 - 𝕐𝔼𝕊, 𝔸𝔾𝔸𝕀ℕ

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@Minnie
I learned today that a group of students used a Google doc to take lecture notes-- they all took notes simultaneously in a collective file

Comments :
@Minnie - As they took notes, they would mark places they were confused or couldn't follow the lecture--other students would see & explain, real time
  |@Minnie - at the end of the semester, as they are prepping for finals, they have this massive document of notes, questions, & explanations from peers
    |@Minnie - I dunno where they learned this, or if they just came up with it together, but it is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration & solidarity

Post :
@ILoveFood
presenting @BookWorm<3 and @plantguy101 as the schools official king and queen stoners

Comments :
@plantguy101 - fuck you.

Post :
@loonyluna
just overheard @loonylover and @number1b1tch's mom's meet

"you look familiar.."

"so do you. where do I know you from?"

-pause-

"Jail."

Comments :
@loonylover - sounds abt right, she beat my ass a lil too much
@number1b1tch - yeah that tracks

Post :
@ucantseemeL
bruh this one kid in my class, Drake, is on cloud 9 24/7 and I like to make fun of him every day

Comments :
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@MionesHimbo
sobbing at this lil girl in target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS "no I'm GAY i CAN'T" and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes "no you're not gay, i'm gay. you're five."

Comments :
@lifesalie - The fact she probably picked up "I'm gay, I can't" from one of our parents (probably the dad in the store) kills me

Post :
@BookWorm<3
Ate 67 gummi bears before realizing they were actually vitamins. I've ripped a door clean off it's hinges. I looked at my cat and he exploded

Comments :
@plantguy101 - this is why we don't piss her off
  |@number1b1tch - fr

Post  :
@loonyluna
my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top

Comments :
@loonylover - my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom
  |@loonyluna - thank you for the best comment I've seen in my fucking life

Post :
@hazzap._.
How to kill an introvert :

Starve him to death by putting a stranger in his kitchen.

Comments :
@number1b1tch - Fuck you.

Post ;
@MionesHimbo
being so deadass Imma need the next episodes of Hazbin Hotel to hurry tf up like omg

Comments :
@YESExplosives - deadass bro like let me finish the season

Post :
@bottomsup_2
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it's a shitzu

Comments :
@MionesHimbo - this is literally my favorite joke ever

Post :
@loonyluna
not Helluva Boss not being out yet I loved Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss is supposed to continue 😭

Comments :
@YESExplosives - srsly like tf just hurry up 😭

Post :
@ILoveFood
ay @hazzap._.

Comments :
@hazzap._. - what
  |@ILoveFood - do u think Voldy was a virgin
    |@hazzap._. - srsly ron
      |@ILoveFood - im only wondering 💀
        |@hazzap._. - oh merlin. well in the chamber of secrets his memory was him in 6th year

yeah def not a virgin
  |@YESExplosives - imagine being the lad or lass to do the frick frack w ol' dark lord voldy
    |@NOExplosives - the gryffindor boys dorm tweets - a place where we can talk abt sex with the dark lord but not say the word sex
    |@NOExplosives - lmao he hit me with a pillow
  |@plantguy101 - doing the do with you-know-who
    |@ILoveFood - he who must not be laid
  |@loonyluna - I want whatever drugs yall r on rn

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A/n : I would like to add these were mostly written in January and mid February, I did the last two or so recently to get this up and posted.

Hope y'all enjoyed!