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𝔹ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔻𝕆ℕ ℝ𝕆𝔾𝔼ℝ𝕊 - 𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕐'ℝ𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕃 𝔽𝔸ℕ𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔾

Post :
@lifesalie
y'all remember that wap parody by Brandon Rogers?? that shit banging

Comments :
@loonylover - LOOK AT ME WORSHIP ME ON YOUR KNEES
@hazzap._ - CAN'T YOU SEE MY PANTIES ARE FILLED WITH BIG DICK ENERGY
@plantguy101 - I MAKE MONEY AND I GET DICK TOO
@nottyoursb1tch - YOUR HUSBAND'S DICK WAS THE LAST I SCREWED
@BookWorm<3 - WE FUCKED FOR ONE MINUTE BUT HE CAME 4 5
@number1b1tch - PARAMEDICS ASKED IF HE'S DEAD OR ALIVE
@loonyluna - so we all just know this by heart? dope

Post :
@hazzap._
okay favorite Brandon Rogers character. go

Comments :
@lifesalie - Cathy; a mom making a difference 🤩
@ILoveFood - Blitzø in Helluva Boss be my patronus fr fr
@loonyluna - Bryce the CEO is my soulmate. I stand by that
  |@loonylover - honestly I don't blame you

Post :
@NoExplosives
okay but who tf watched the mother's day special a year ago?? what was y'all's favorite line??

Comments :
@MionesHimbo - Cathy - WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA??
Karen - YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND!
Cathy - YEAH THAT'S WHY I FUCK YOURS!
@YESExplosives - sweetie, I gave up that life so I wouldn't have to HEAR THAT SHIT ANYMORE
@hazzap._ - Pauline - Fuck you I'll eat your ass and make it look like an accident!
Cathleen - Oh yeah, well you'll have to find it first!
Pauline - Try me. I was in the navy!

Post :
@loonyluna
please tell me I'm not the only one who's watched Helluva Boss 3 times over at least while waiting on episode 4, season 2 💀

Comments :
@plantguy101 - same tho it never gets old
@nottyoursb1tch - Blitzø x Stolas is amazing tho
  |@number1b1tch - fr fr
@YESExplosives - same 😩 it's just so good! but also, rookie number. at least 20 on my end 😗

Post :
@MionesHimbo
Okay favorite Helluva Boss line. go!

Comments :
@YESExplosives - Loona - That's what she said
Blitzø - What who said? okay what bitch is talking shit abt me?
@loonyluna - Blitzø - Oh god it was ONE TIME! if I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world
Moxxie - ..you what-?
@ILoveFood - Anytime Stolas goes on a rant and ends up having almost every fucking word censored is never not gonna be funny to me
@lifesalie - *Blitzø filming outside Moxxie and Millie's window*
Moxxie - ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW??
@BookWorm<3 - Blitzø - *Intense purring as Moxxie opens his eyes* Whatcha dreamin' about?
Moxxie - I WAS dreaming my parents were being murdered. and now I'd like to get back to that

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A/n : I did all past the first four-five parts of this on TikTok first, so I released this part and a few days later, the episode came out lol and the next episode as well. Rlly enjoyed them ngl. Anyways, hope you enjoyed!