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@BookWorm<3
y'all Harry just got arrested for murdering Umbridge 💀

Comments :
@number1b1tch - in the wise words of professor sprout, nobody cares just leave him there
@loonylover - FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO MYRDER JER 😭
  |@lifesalie - ???
    |@loonyluna - her and Hazza had a bet going to see who could get her first
      |@plantguy101 - oh ffs

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@number1b1tch
just got a call from Harry, he's asking for bail 💀

Comments :
@ILoveFood - oh good grief Harry needs some HELP
@BookWorm<3 - ngl, if I'd know, I'd have helped him hide the body and nobody woulda found out, he's retarded istg 💀
  |@MionesHimbo - agreed
@YESExplosives - he quite literally could've just asked for me to blow her up, as well ffs
  |@NOExplosives - honestly, I wouldve let you ngl

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@hazzap._ -
I snuck my phone in somehow, now y'all PLS HELP ME GET OUY 😭

Comments :
@BookWorm<3 - @YESExplosives come on now we're breaking Hazza P out
  |@YESExplosives - omw rn boo 💅
    |@BookWorm<3 - see ya in a few, boo 💅

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@loonylover
@YESExplosives, yo, y'all need a getaway person cause I'll join

Comments :
@YESExplosives - actually, yeah, we do just meet us at Hagrids hut
@BookWorm<3 - yeah we do, see ya in a few, Gin

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@nottyoursb1tch
I just woke up and y'all are breaking Harry out of prison- why am I not surprised 🤦

Comments :
@Minnie - oh dear Merlin these children are gonna be the end of us
@BookWorm<3 - yes. yes we are. we'll be back shortly with Hazza 🥰
@loonyluna - this is amazing I'm invested

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@BookWorm<3
@loonylover be ready after an explosion, Seamus planted the bomb and he's abt to blow it up

Comments :
@loonylover - on standby as we speak, I'll be ready to make the getaway
@ILoveFood - ong I'm really invested in this rn

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@loonylover
YOU THREE CKME ON YALL ARE TAKIN FOREVER

Comments :
@BookWorm<3 - WE'RE RUNNING AS WE SPEAK WE'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND GODDAMN
@hazzap._ - HUSSLE HUSSLE HUSSLE PPL

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@hazzap._
y'all I escaped prison w help y'all ain't getting rid of me that easy 🥰

Comments :
@number1b1tch - they only let you get away cause I paid your bail
@NOExplosives - nobody liked Umbridge which is why you weren't sentenced to life in prison and we're allowed bail
  |@hazzap._ - well fuck you too Jesus Christ

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