bungo stray dogs x reader
-i'll write any genre besides smut
-manga/ln spoilers are tagged
-content warnings are also tagged
-cross-posted on my tumblrs
written by angel // @anqelically
series by asagiri + harukawa
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• constantly flirting with tetcho... i hate to say it, but you'd probably regret it. this man will usually not take the hint and misunderstands what you're trying to say, or takes it too seriously 😭
"you scraped your knees because you fell for me?" tetcho repeated. he gently grabbed your wrist, "let's get that cleaned up, then."
cue you both being annoyed, but also in awe of how kind he was. then it hits you that he's truly an idiot because you were in uniform, and your pants weren't messed up at all.
• he sincerely wants to understand what you say most of the time, so he'll go to someone else that's around. a personal hc, but he often goes to jouno
• jouno, being who he is, tells tetcho to figure it out himself. it's for his entertainment, really. he gets to watch tetcho try to figure it out and you agonize over the fact that he can't understand that you're hitting on him
• the fact that he does this amuses teruko greatly, as well as fukuchi but not as much. our final hunting dog? well, they sort of pity you because how tetcho doesn't understand
• if you're the type to flirt more physically, tetcho literally lets you because he just thinks you're like that... and it also doesn't really bother him
• if you let your fingers linger on his arms longer or sit closer to him than anyone else would, he'd assume that you liked physical touch with anyone more than anything
"so," you gripped tetcho's arm with your hands, fingers trailing down his well-defined biceps, "want to go out for lunch? i know a place you'd love."
you guys had just finished training, the smell of sweat lingering inside of the room. you wanted to grab the opportunity to ask tetcho before you guys headed for the showers.
"i don't mind," he replied. he patted your head, "i'll be sure to ask the others too for you."
he was about to walk away when you grabbed his arm. you told tetcho that you wanted it to just be the two of you, but he thought that if you knew a place with good food, you might as well just bring everyone along to try.
"just- yeah, whatever," you exhaled to prevent yourself from getting even more frustrated. "tell me if they're coming when you finish."
• you knew it was coming, but all the frustration finally came to light one day. even if it was for a day, you laid off in trying to flirt with tetcho. he took notice and immediately knew something was wrong
• he'd ask anyone nearby if they noticed that you were off today, but they would say they didn't. after all, you were only acting differently around tetcho
• you should hope that tetcho doesn't go ask teruko for help in this situation. i can imagine her taking advantage of it and setting him up to turn things around between the two of you. it's fun for her to mess with people, so don't be surprised
you're walking the halls of military headquarters when you suddenly sense an incoming presence. before you could even grip the handle of your blade, a hand holds your wrist back. long, slim fingers slide down slightly, loosening its grip against you.
turning around, you are met with tetcho. his hat was off, so his hair appeared a bit more scattered than it usually did. you liked it like that, nothing resting on top of his head.
"tetcho?" you asked. "what's wro-"
you're taken aback by his sudden movement. tetcho let your wrist go before he caged you between his body and the wall. you could only look between his arms in shock.
'a-am i dreaming?'
"if you want to confess your love for me, just say it normally. there's no shame in that," you joke. although you've definitely thought of this scenario before, you weren't expecting it now.
his head, which was facing down, goes up to face you. he looks at you with eyes so serious that your heart skips a beat. you didn't know what he would say, and a small part of you feared that it wouldn't be good.
"what's wrong with you?" tetcho asked.
you could only look at him confused, "what's wrong with me? what's wrong with you? grabbing my wrist like that- then there's this... you're the one acting odder than usual."
"i'm acting odd? i'm just asking you," he retorted, equally confused. you could tell by the innocent tilt of his head.
"then why did you have to ask in such a dramatic way...?"
"oh, teruko-san told me to do this. she said it was the best way to get you to answer. i won't let you go until you do, y/n-san."
"and what will you do if i don't answer?" you gave him attitude. "what, you'll kiss me?"
he inched closer to you, "if that's what it takes, yes."
• in the end, both of you happen to get what you want 🤭
