[ the edits are piling up over on my tikok. i can tell i'm gonna waste my whole summer making these. my current favs are the mark one set to an upcoming chappell roan song and the one i just posted that's just billy and stu being silly babies ]
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YOU CAN'T JUST CALL BILLY LOOMIS A RAT-LOOKING, HOMO-REPRESSED MAMA'S BOY AND THEN DIE ON ME.
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☆︎ APRIL, 1998 ☆︎
Inside the local coffee shop, the TV set on the wall was playing an entertainment channel that was running an interview with Tori Spelling and Mädchen Amick as they talked about the making of Stab. While Randy, Dewey, and Virginia got their drinks, Sophia was the only one half-paying attention to what was being said.
"So, tell us about these parts you're getting rave reviews for," the blonde interviewer named Claire Elliot said to the girls.
"Well," Tori Spelling began, speaking in a soft voice, "I play this young girl, Sidney Prescott, who discovers that her boyfriend is this crazy serial killer who also killed her mother the year before that."
"Spoilers," Sophia muttered under her breath.
"And I play her friend, Indiana Winger, who gets caught up in their love triangle and finds herself the target of the boyfriend's obsessive love," Mädchen added with a smile. "She's gonna go down in final girl history, Claire."
"So what kind of research did you do for the part?" Claire asked them.
"Well, we got together and read the book—"
Randy began talking over Tori Spelling as the others all came to the table Sophia was holding. He was ranting yet again about the movie — something he'd been doing since the first trailer came out and he wasn't in it aside from the voiceover.
"I don't get it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer," he said, looking at Dewey. Then he narrowed his eyes at Virginia in annoyance. "And don't get me fucking started on the Brooke fucking Shields while I get the guy who drove Jane Seymour's stagecoach for one episode of Doctor Quinn."
"Have you tried being a more interesting person?" Sophia asked while grabbing the latte Virginia got her.
"I'm plenty fucking interesting, I'll have you know," Randy grumbled before sitting next to her. Sophia just hummed in amusement as the rest of them glanced back at the TV, where Claire was explaining how they were about to watch a scene from the new movie.
"This is Tori Spelling and Mädchen Amick starring in the new film Stab."
The scene showed Sidney — Tori — running down the hallways of Woodsboro High in tears. She went around the corner and rammed right into Billy — Luke Wilson — who steadied her. Randy thought they really captured his greasy hair perfectly.
