jake: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
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wolf: *Gives a bouquet to jimmy*
jimmy: You know I'm allergic.
wolf: That's the point.
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jake: *picks up dog*
jake: you're my friend now, we're gonna have soft tacos later!
jake: *spins dog around*
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forrest: The saying "it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to wolf.
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jimmy: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
wolf: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
jimmy, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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wolf: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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wolf, digging his grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
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donald: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
kingsley: IT.
gerard: Annabelle.
jimmy: Paranormal Activity.
alex: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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jimmy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
jake: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
jake: Here you go.
jimmy:
jake:
wolf: Why am I here?
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alex: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
wolf: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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gerard: Are you having another depressive episode?
wolf: A depressive episode?
wolf: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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wolf: I'm having salad for dinner!
jimmy:
wolf: Well, fruit salad.
wolf: Actually, it's mostly grapes.
jimmy:
wolf: Okay, it's all grapes.
wolf: Fermented grapes.
jimmy:
wolf:
jimmy:
wolf: It's wine.
wolf: I'm having wine for dinner.
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wolf: We're getting married, bitches!
jimmy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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*jimmy comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in wolf's bedroom.*
wolf: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
jimmy: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a boyfriend.
jimmy: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
wolf: ...
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okay random but i did start reading IT (never saw the movie) and cuz i heard the book was scarier i was rlly excited to read it. but when i reached like page 100 i had to stop cuz it was just rlly boring
im 100% sure a lot of scary things had already happend and im probably sounding like a weirdo rn, but with the way it was written, it had me on egde for so long waiting for the jumpscare and when it finnaly came it was kinda meh
nyways that it lel
