The HamFam hits the streets for a night out.
John, Herc:
Yes, New York
It's really us
John Laurens and Hercules!
Alex, Laf:
All the guests of Mr. Laurens are
Feelin' great and look spectacular
John:
What a knack
There is to that
Acting like a born aristocrat
All:
We got elegance
If you ain't got elegance
You can never ever carry it off
Laf:
All who are
Well-bred agree
Mulligan
Has pedigree
Alex:
Exercise your wildest whims tonight
We are out with diamond Jims tonight
Herc:
Could they be
Misleading us?
John, Laf:
Silver spoons were used for feeding us
All:
We got elegance
If you ain't got elegance
You can never ever carry it off
Alex, John:
Middle class
Don't speak of it
Savoir Faire
Lafs french accent:
We reek of it
Herc:
Some were born with rags and patches but
We use dollar bills for matches and
Alex:
Vanderbilt
Kowtows to us
John:
J.P. Morgan scrapes and bows to us
All:
We've got elegance
We were born with elegance
Laf:
Have you noticed when I hold my cup
The saucer never moves?
John:
And the way I keep my pinky up
Indubitably proves
All:
That we got elegance
We got built-in elegance
John: Alex: Herc: Laf:
And with elegance...
elegance...
elegance...
elegance...
All:
We'll carry it off!
The night ended with multiple counts of disturbing the peace, drunk driving and Laf stealing a giant squishmallow from Walmart.
Washington did not let them go out again after that, though he did enjoy the musical number.
Peggy was furious she wasn't invited, though she probably would have gotten them put in jail, somehow.
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RomanceI have unhealthy obsessions with musical historical gays... this was inevitable. Hamilton and Les Mis have taken hold of my life and so here are some little thingos on two of my favorite ships plus some song re write stuff (Also on AO3)
