[The Lethal Hero] Incorrect Quotes book

Incorrect Quotes #10

[Far Into the future around the time people like Kota, Eri and Katsuma got into UA and Y/N is there teacher]

Y/N: Hi there I'm your teacher.

Tamashiro: You look you need some sleep. Sensei

Y/N: Yea because I up all night plowing your mom.

Mahoro: Mr. Y/N! What did we talk about!

Y/N: Right sorry.

[Deku after defeating a villain that was attacking the school]

Deku: Plus Ultra!!

Y/N: What the fuck does that even mean?

Deku: It means to go beyond one's limits.

Y/N: Then why not just say "Go Beyond"

Deku: Because...Because Plus Ultra sounds cooler.

Y/N: It's lame and we're leaving.

[Y/N speeds off using Fa Jin and Gearshift and One For All 50%]

Deku:It's not lame. Kid's it's not lame right?

Kota: I don't think it's lame.

Deku: What you know you eat hair.

[Mahoro and Katsuma visiting Bakugo, Y/N and Deku]

Katsuma: Mr. Y/N,Bakugo and Deku is there a way I can become a hero even though I don't have a strong Quirk!

Deku/Bakugo: Well u-

Y/N: Yes.

Mahoro/Katsuma: Wait really?

Y/N: Yea, duh, ever heard Batman or Iron-Man?

Katsuma: But im poor!

[Y/N takes a strand of his hair out and says]

Y/N: Then eat my hair!

[Katsuma eats without letting Y/N explain]

Y/N: I didn't say why...

Katsuma: I'm a big fan...

[Katsuma looks like he's looking strong into Y/N's soul]

Shigiraki: Daddd! Let me send out some Nomu!

"Master":Again don't call me dad it turns me on to much and find you can take four Nomu.

Shigiraki: But I wanted five!!

"Master": and you just talk yourself down to three.

Shigiraki: Fineeeee.

Tsuragamae: Congratulations pups you got the Hero Killer unfortunately since you aren't heroes it was against the paw. So we're gonna throw you a bone and not throw you in jail. Any questions?

[Y/N and Deku put there hand up]

Tsuragamae: That's not about my penis.

[They put there hand back down]

Echtoplasm: Cocky boom shit no fuck you!

Tsu: Tokoyami we we need a distraction.

Tokoyami: Yea sure ok.

Echtoplasm: You can talk!

[They captured Echtoplasm]

Echtoplasm: Ah shit.

Snipe: Hands to the sky partner.

Y/N: So what exactly is your Quirk gun?

Snipe: Nah I basically got an aimbot.

[Snipe to get invisible girl but his elbow goes to...you know where]

Hagakure: Did you just touch my boob!!

Snipe: Wait what n-

[We see a newspaper and it says]

"UA teacher and local hero under investigation for alleged misconduct"

[We see Y/N, Bakugo and Deku fighting]

Deku: Come on Kacchan don't throw this match!

[Bakugo picks up Deku]

Bakugo: I'll throw whatever I want!

[Bakugo throws Deku right into a school bus]

Bakugo: Ah shit I was aiming for the exit.

Y/N: No you weren't.

Bakugo: No I wasn't.

Shigiraki: Fine. Naming Quirks.

Toga: Himko Toga I can shape-shift using blood.

Shigiraki: Sounds like a easy way to get hepatitis. And you.

Dabi: Dabi and I use blue fire.

Shigiraki: Great so manic pixie nightmare girl and uh.

Dabi: You're wondering if I'm Todoroki's brother aren't you?

Taskmaster: Us and the rest of the audience.

Dabi: Why believe I'm a fire user. What are Kirishima and TetsuTetsu related.

Arkham Knight: You know that's  good question.

Toga: If I throw you a sock will you tell us?

Dabi: J.K Rowling sucks and your all assholes.

Shigiraki: Come on just tell us pleaseeeee.

Cletus: Pleaseeeee.

Dabi: Fine the answer is-