[The Lethal Hero] Incorrect Quotes book

Incorrect Quotes #11

Midoriya sorting coupons: Okay, so if Iida uses this one and I use this one…

Y/N: No, no, if you use these two it’s a better deal…

Todoroki, who’s paying with Endeavors card: No, you two, stop that. Stop.

Y/N: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Bakugou: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Kirishima: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Y/N: Midoriya isn’t answering his phone

Uraraka: I’ll call

Todoroki: Y/N and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Midoriya: Hello?

Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Mina and Sero: Thanks fam!

Bakugou and Marc: oh no

Kirishima and Robbie: *cries* I love you too

Kaminari and Peter: *A flustered mess*

Jirou and Y/N: can i get a refund

Uraraka: I WANT YOU OUT RIGHT NOW.

Midoriya: I’M LEAVING ANYWAYS. DON’T YOU DARE COME AFTER ME.

Uraraka: I WON’T.

Midoriya: FINE.

Uraraka: FINE.

*Midoriya slams the door*

Y/N: Um, what was that about?

Uraraka: HE HONESTLY THINKS THE COOKIE IS THE BEST PART OF THE OREO!

Venom: Can I eat him?

Uraraka, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Midoriya, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Todoroki, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Iida, trembling: What are we playing?!

Y/N: Why am I friends with all of you?!

Uraraka, watching Todoroki and
Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Midoriya, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Uraraka: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Todoroki: Midoriya.

Y/N: Midoriya.

Midoriya: Me.

Aizawa, to Yamada: He just gives him so much special treatment I can’t believe it! I mean, Toshinori would let Midoriya and L/N get away with murder!

Toshinori, walking in: What’s that? Young Midoriya and Young L/N got away with murder? Well, I can’t say I approve, but it’s good they're both trying new things.