[The Lethal Hero] Incorrect Quotes book

incorrect quotes #18

[Meanwhile with Y/N and Mephisto]

Mephisto: I'll make you rich and strong in exchange for your soul.

[Y/N hands him something]

Y/N: Alright here you go.

Mephisto: Alright you are ri-

[He checks the thing Y/N gave him]

Y/N: What's wrong?

Mephisto: This is a half eaten can of pingles.

Y/N: Yeah that was in my soul slot. Dude I don't know what to tell you.

Mephisto: Well I don't want it anymore.

Y/N: Rude.

Mephisto: I want my money back!

Y/N: Too late I spent it.

Mephisto: It hasn't even back 30 seconds!

Y/N: Yeah I bought crypto and it crashed.

Mephisto: Y/N!

Venom: Life is about taking chances.

Mephisto: what is wrong with you two!!!!