[The Lethal Hero] Incorrect Quotes book

Incorrect Quotes #13

Y/N: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of Nejire

Mina: For the last time Y/N, feelings are not an illness

Y/N: I never said I didn't like it.

Marc: Hey, if I ask for dating advice will you promise not to be weird?

Y/N: I promise

Marc: There’s this girl in the class 1B

Y/N: You can do better.

Midoriya: Seven years ago, Kacchan told me that Santa wasn’t real

Midoriya: Well, joke’s on him because I’m at the mall and guess who’s here.

Y/N: For the last time someone dressed up as All Might is not Santa

Midoriya: So, Todoroki. How are you liking the carnival?

Todoroki: [Holding up a minion plushie] I won this ugly yellow toddler. It’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

Y/N: Eh. Close enough.

Peter: Yea agreed.

Y/N: If you are waiting for the waiter to serve you, do you become the waiter?

Bakugou:

Bakugou: How high are you?

Y/N: 5′9

Y/N: Alright, give me your hairdryer

Nejire: What? What are you talking about?

Y/N: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Nejire: Have you ever met a human woman?

Y/N: [On the phone] Hey, do you have a hairdryer in your purse?

Mina: Of course, I’m not an animal.

Y/N: [Sneezes]

Hagakure: Bless you

Y/N:

Y/N: God?

Jake: Hey Aizawa-sensei

Aizawa: Yes?

Jake: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Where’s Mineta?

Sero: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn’t try again

Aizawa: [Reading] ‘Kaminari tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command’

Marc: It works like a charm but makes everyone uncomfortable

Aizawa: ‘Mina improvises a breakdancing number’, ‘Bakugou pretends to be a school counselor’

Aizawa: ‘Y/N jumping down a building, again’, underlined. ‘Pineapple’

Aizawa: This just reads ‘Throw Kirishima at enemies like a cat’

Marc: Oh, no, that on ‘to do’ pile.

Y/N: You ever see something that just changes your life?

Nejire: I saw you

Y/N: That’s sweet and all but I was talking about this picture Eri drew of me as a chicken I love it.