[ Haseena Mallik : HM
Karishma Singh : KS
Pushpa Singh : PJ (Pushpa ji)
Cheetah Chaturvedi : CC
Santosh Sharma : SS
Billu Champat : BJ (Billu ji)
Babita Sarkar : BS
DSP Mahesh Singh : DSP ]
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Mahila Police Thana
Janpad Lucknow.
One fine Morning...
PJ: Areee Santu kaha reh gayi, jaldhi aao
SS: Kya ho gaya Pushpee ? Kyun bula rahi ho aap?
PJ: Dikh nahi raha tumhe, Aarti ki thaali liye khade hain, haath main laddu hain, toh kyun bula rahe honge...
SS: Ohhh, toh aisa kaho na Pushpa ji...ruko
(Santu takes the laddu from Pushpa Ji's hand)
SS: Pushpa ji Aaaa karo
PJ: Aaaa
(Santu puts whole laddu in Pushpa ji's mouth)
PJ: AreeWyehmujhejkyunkhilllaayaaa
SS: Hein? Pushpa ji aap hi ne toh kaha tha na, ki mujhe laddu khila de kyunki aapke ek haath main aarti ki thaali aur dusre hath main laddu ka box hain!
PJ: (After enjoying the whole laddu) Amma Jadh buddhi tum...
SS: Jadh buddhi nahi Pushpa ji. (Pleadingly)
PJ: Toh aur kya kahe tumhe, humne tumhe laddu LENE bola tha (Streching the word lene)
SS: Ohhhhh, toh Pushpa ji pura bolna chahiye na, aisi aadhi baat main kaise samjhu?
CC: Bilkul sahi kaha Santu ji aapne.
(Santu raises her collar, being proud on her intelligence)
CC: Jai Hind Pushpa ji!
PJ: Jai Hind Cheete. Tum late kaise ho gaye aaj?
CC: Pushpa ji, Karishma madam na bilkul sahi keheti hain, aap ki umar ho rahi hain.
PJ: Aee Cheete kya baketi kar rahe ho subah subah, abhi humari umar hi kya hain, dekha hi kyaaaa hain humne apni zindagi mainnn?
Santu and Cheeta (Together) : Bacha bhi kya hain Pushpa ji ?!
PJ: Bhakkk
CC: Lagta hain aap bhul gayi Pushpa ji, aaj Maddam sir aur Karishma madam ki Trainer Babita Sarkar aane waali hain na, toh unke liye Fruits lene gaye the...yaad hain na pichli baar jab woh yaha aayi thi tab unhone fruits mangwaye the.
PJ: Aree haannn, Yaa..yaad tha hume woh toh bas...haan... hum yeh dekh rahe the ki tumhe yaad hain ya nahi, aur tum fruits laaye ya nahi.
CC: GAJAB Pushpa ji!
SS: Par Cheete pichli baar toh unka Navratri ka fast tha na issiliye unhone Karishma madam se fruits mangwaye, iss baar tu kyun laya?
CC: Santu ji, Santu ji...woh kya hain na ki hume Karishma madam ka call aaya tha toh unhone kaha tha ki fruits bohot pasand hain Babita madam ko, toh hum leke aaye...
SS: Ohh...accha accha...
KS: Ho gaya sabka baketi
(Karishma enters rotating her keys)
CC, SS and PJ (Saluting) : Jai Hind Madam.
KS: Jai Hind. Haan bhaiya kaa chal raha hain subah subah, yeh thana hain ya Pushpa ji ka maayka jo subah subah sab shuru ho gaye yaha bhi.
PJ: Ek min, ek min kya kaha aapne...hamara maayka, aapke kehene ka matlab hain ki hamare maayke main baketi hoti hain????
KS: Aur nahi toh kaa Pushpa ji, yaad hain aapka woh Bhanja Gajju (Episode: 460) kitna chaalu tha woh, upper se uski baatein... bhul gayi kya aap Pushpa ji haan?
PJ: Aaa...haan haan theek hain, par isska matlab kya aap hamare khandaan ko bolengi!?
(Cheeta-Santu stands near Billu Nivas enjoying the banter, while billu ji who was in deep slumber, wakes up due to the banter, and joins Cheeta-Santu )
KS: Ek...bas ek Pushpa ji? Aree hum se puchiye aapke ghar waale kitne sawaal karte hain, pura din bas baatein...aur yahi yaha bhi ho raha tha, toh kya galat bol diye hum...bataiye!?
PJ: Haan haaan, aapko toh bas hum hi dikhte hain...jaha mauka mila nahi ki aap hume bolne lag jaati hain... issiliye toh hum kehete hain hamare Gareeb, bichare, bhole, Maasoom lalla ke toh....
HM: Basss kijiye aap dono! (Entering)
Everyone (Saluting) : Jai Hind Maddam Sir!
HM: Jai Hind.
Abb hum thak chuke hain yeh roz ke Mahayudh se...
Cheeta, Santu and Billu (together): Hum bhi !!
Karishma and Pushpa ji glares the trio.
HM: Aur tum teeno (CC-SS-Billu) vaha khade hoke kya mazze le rahe ho...rok nahi sakte the?!
SS: Maddam sir hum kaise rok sakte hain inhe? Yeh jab aapki baat nahi sunte toh humari toh kya hi sunn lete...(With utter innocence)
(Everyone except Cheeta glares Santu in shock)
CC: Ufff yeh Overflow waali Maasumiyat Santu ji!
Karishma shifts her gaze towards Cheeta and Cheeta stumbles back.
HM: Khair, yeh sab toh chalta rahega. Cheetah Chaturvedi yeh tumhare haath main kya hain?
(Pointing towards the fruit bag)
CC: Woh Maddam sir yeh toh fruits hain, woh madam aane waali hain na, toh Karishma madam ne mangwaye hain.
HM: (confusingly) kaun madam Cheeta? Karishma Singh kin ke liye mangwaye hain aapne yeh?
(Karishma was about to answer, but Cheeta interrupts)
CC: Papita Sarkar!!!
HM: Kya? Kya bol rahe ho tum Cheeta...kaun hain yeh?
"Papita nahi...Babita Sarkar, Constable Cheetah Chaturvedi."
(A woman enters wearing Head Constable's Uniform, hair tied in a not so loose bun, carrying few files in one hand and a bag in another.)
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